LG's

Jack: sumtims i like to spll like an LG
Darlene: God, stop being such an LG!
J: naw 's two muc fun 2 b stupd cuz it maks fun o dem
D: But it's so much harder for me to read!!!
J: Okeye. know its jut fin fer meh and i git ta now dat it maks it hrdr fer u
D: i h8 u
J: i h8 u two! know dat datish settld, whe kan mooc awn to are ohn maters
D: maters soch as?
J: Okaym let's stop now, before I start talking like that
D: That would suck.
J: I'm sooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~ Tired!!!!!!!!!
D: Me too. What other matter's have we to discuss?
J: I don't know, I was just saying that to make the sentence longer :P
D: Thanks, I have a head ache now because of you
J: no prob, i hup u enjyd tht.
D: O^O

What to do in class

Darlene: I LURVE YOU
Jack: YOU DON'T LURVE ME ENOUGH O^O
D: I actually love you toooooo much!
J: FIIIIIIIIIIIING
D: Fing?
J: eeeeeeee?
D: coli for everyone!!!!
J: Infect all the people!
D: Nooooo! ...may I have an antidote for the elite?
J: Why...shouldIgiveittoyou?
D: Because you're an elite, as am I.
J: Then why do I have the antidote?
D: Because you started it, so you MUST have the antidote, otherwise we're screwed and that was the worst toake over the world plan EVER
J: mmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~ No, it's not ;) You can have the antidote, but only enought for you. We don't want you going and having anyone unmentionable now do we?
D: ....pwease? O..O'
J: ~~~~~~~~~ NO
D: PLEASE?!
J: WHY SHOULD I?!
D: Because you loooooove me?!
J: Hmmmm what do I get out of it?
D: A happy Darlene who wont try to kill you.  :3

I'm sorry!!

You guys don't know how bad I feel about not posting. It just beaks my heart, but I've been busy with school starting and a whole bunch of other life issues going on, but now I'm back!! I'm sorry, from now on I'll try and keep up to date here!! Also, I have like extreme ADD so that's why I've been so distracted as well. BUT ANYWAYS!!! nothing really interesting's happened yet. well, Unless you count school starting, making a ton of new friends, maybe getting a sort of lead role in musical theatre [after being all depressed because I'm away when the big production's going on], going to Australia in December, and getting myself a boyfriend. I think I forgot to mention that I'm gay when me and Darleen started this Blog :P sorry guys. But yeah, This school year looks like it's gonna be amazing! And hopefully sometime early next year I'll be able to go and visit some of the awesome friends I met in Jamaica who live in the USA [But Canada's waaaayyyyy better ;) ]
ANYWAYS I gotta get going, people to see places to go and all that jazz, BUT I WILL POST MORE OFTEN OKAY?! and If I don't, you guys can tell Darleen to slap me or something for breaking a promise

Hopefully that'll give me some motivation :P

                                ~J

Thank Goodness

I was beginning to think that Jack had totally left us - and me - to do this blog all by myself!  In fact I was even thinking of perhaps shutting it down because I know I'm not interesting enough to keep a blog going all by myself.  But now that Jack is more or less back (That rhymed!) I won't be needing to shut anything down or to stop my silly rantings on the interwebs.

So lately I've been a little busy with being sick and stuff so I haven't been up to too much and Ralph isn't very pleased that I haven't come to visit him.  He said that I'm not paying him enough attention, but it's not entirely my fault I was stuck in the middle of nowhere and then when I got back became rather ill!  And anyway, that awesome summer camp that Jack is going to, I too was supposed to go to that, but backed out on account of I missed home... A LOT.  I'm a little ashamed to admit it, but my bed is just sooooo comfy!!!!  ;)

Anyway, I told Ralph that if he really wanted to spend more time with me he could have swam up to the middle of nowhere seeing as the middle of nowhere had a wonderful ocean view.  Then we got into a fight and he's gone off to the Mediterranean Sea or somewhere to cool off.  I don't know, you think I was too harsh on him?  I hope not, he's a great friend and I love him dearly it was just a little spat I hope he's not too mad at me...

If you recall in one of my stories I wrote about Squid.  Do you remember?  Oh well either way, I asked him to go after Ralph and try to sort out this whole thing because I can't exactly go galavanting off to the Mediterranean right now...

.................................................................................................................................................................

Okay, so maybe I could go off galavanting to the Mediterranean, just don't tell anyone, especially not Jack, he'd be mad I didn't bring him back anything even though the trip wasn't exactly for pleasure.  But anyway when I got there via plane, I went immediately to the shore and called for Ralph.  He didn't come right away so I just sat there for a while and waited for him.  When he finally showed up he wasn't too happy that I was there...

"What are you doing here?" Ralph asked me.

"I just thought I'd come for a visit, you know see the world and stuff," I replied casually.

"Why are you really here?"

"Because I'm sorry."

"And?"

"And I promise to spend more time with you, no more trips to the middle of nowhere... except Christmas, but I'll be sure to get you a great gift.  How does that sound?"

"Alright I suppose, but I want you to know that I really missed you."

"Aww Ralph, I missed you too!"

We then went on such a great adventure in Europe that I can't even bring myself to write it all down in the contents of the interwebs... Of course it may have something to do with the fact that then it would turn into a story and those are mine and I'm very secretive about my stories and don't want them stolen.  Perhaps when we get copyright and such I will put all of my stories back on here.  But for the time being you will just have to use your imagination to come up with the amazing times that we had in Europe ALL BY YOUR SELF.  Can you imagine that?!  Didn't think so. ;)  But ralph and I are all sorted out now and I'm going to go meet him down at the beach tomorrow for a swim.  Keep your eyes out, who knows where we might go.  Perhaps England?

No Big Deal.

~D

Sorry guys...

Sorry about being so lame and not posting anything guys :/ but at the moment, as Darleen told you, I'm in Jamaica, which means that people aren't really letting me on the computer...well, unless it's at 3 in the morning, but then I'm usually concentrating on getting into Pottermore, which is really frustrating. I was all like "ok, it's 3 a.m. here, I'm gonna go to bed because the clue is supposed to come out at like 7, so I'll wake up then" and guess what! The clue came out at THREE FREAKING THIRTY IN THE MORNING, and you know what? The whole thing closed at like 6:45. Please, please kill me.

So anywho, I'm done ranting about that now...hopefully...so other stuff I've done on my vacation!!

I've gone swimming with the dolphins, snorkeling with the sting rays and holding them and stuffs, riding around the island with the rest of my fam [minus Darleen :'( ] to go and visit some relatives that I'm not sure what to call because they're related to my other sister's husband and it's like *thinking about it makes my brain hurt and shtuffs* so they're like my...half...step..cousins..or uncles...or something...anyways, moving on!

On Wednesday, sadly, I am leave wonderful Jamaica (but I've been here for such a long time, so it's about time I left)  but then the day after I get to go to an AMAZING summer camp!! so I'm all excited. it's gonna be really great.

So I'm being kicked off the computers now... (see Darleen, people won't let me on. THAT'S my excuse of why I haven't been posting stuffs. IN YOUR FACE!) I'll try and post something when I get back from the summer camp, seeing as how they don't have computers, it would be a little hard to do that there...

Chao!!

                                                   ~J

The Middle Of Nowhere

I've been stuck in the middle of nowhere since the 5th of July.  That's my excuse for not writing anything in the past... month-ish.  Jack has no excuse because I know for  fact that he had perfectly good computers with him.  He's in Jamaica.  He still deserves no excuse because I write most of the stuff on here and all of the good stuff.  ;)  Haha, just kidding.  Don't kill me Jack.  So anyways while I've been pent up in the middle of nowhere it seems that I've missed out on a whole lot of stuff.  'Course I'm not back yet, but I've found a perfectly usable computer and felt bad about leaving you all to waste and wither away without my witty humor.  No I'm just kidding I know you don't need me, it just helps me feel better if I can convince myself that you do need me.  So back to being in the middle of nowhere... Yeah, nowhere is boring.  Don't ever travel there unless you like staring at blank walls, which I did enjoy, but no longer do.  Unless that blank wall has drying paint on it, that would certainly make nowhere much more interesting.  That's right the only way for nowhere to get interesting (and this is a long shot) is if they were to paint a wall so that people could watch it dry, that is just how boring it is here.  Well there... I'm not actully there anymore but I'm going back there in.... 6 hours-ish give or take.  Right now I'm in a little place called Cumberland, nice name no? ;)

No Big Deal

~D

Being Bald

It's no fun.  I mean it's fun because your head is fuzzy and you get petted by many people all the time.  But at the same time you're cold. ALL OF THE TIME!  That's really the only not fun part.  I just thought that y'all should know the pros and cons of no longer having hair lest you ever feel the need to join me.

PROS:                                                            |  CONS:
Extremely fuzzy head                                       |  Cold, all the time
Fun to pet                                                       |  People tend to stare
Stay cool during the summer                            |  Head sunburns
Sunscreen is bad for hair                                 |  Stuck wearing a hat or perhaps scarf
Pretty scarves are easy to find                         |  Wigs are extremely hard to come by in a mall...or anywhere.
Good excuse to drink more tea or warm          |  Everyone insists on seeing it so you're forced to take off
     substances                                                 |       whatever it was that was covering and keeping you warm
Raised money for a good cause                       |  Best friend thinks you're crazy


That's all folks.
No Big Deal.

~D

Word of the Week

(¯`*•.¸♥♫ █♥█ HAPPY CANADA DAY! █♥█ ♫ ♥¸.•*´¯)
Bucolic: In a lovely rural setting.

Word of the Week

“Mamihlapinatapai: A look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.”

Word of the Week

Adulterated: to make impure.

Fun with Syllables and Octagons

So if you read that as syllables and octagons, then you are mistaken.  You are putting the em-PHA-sis on the wrong syll-AH-ble.  It's actually pronounced as syll-AH-bles and oc-TAH-gons.  You know, like dragons combined with octopi.

So as we were walking to school today, Jack and Darlene- us, we started to think how cool it would be if we could just open a dimension and have an adventure on our walks.  So we decided to try it.  This is the totally true and not at all made up way that things happened this morning.\


As we were walking down the street we decided that to make things more interesting we would go to the dimension of Crouf.  In Crouf there are octagons and squirds.  An octagon is an octopus crossed with a dragon. They are pretty terrifying and should never be messed with.  Now a squird is a cross between a squid, and a bird.  They too are very dangerous and should not be messed with.

When we entered Crouf, we were immediately met by a monk who told us we were the chosen saviors of their land.  Sort of like Hyrule.  Ya know, like Link from Legend of Zelda, only there's two of us.  The monk quickly told us the monster's stat's and then told us to "get on with it already."  Rude, no?  Yeah well so we began to fight the octagons and squirds, which was very difficult.

The octagons and squirds almost beat us but we ran off to heal and go get some skills from the skills shoppe down the road.  When we got to the skills shoppe, we found out that our skills did not follow us from our past dimension and we had to start over again.  Luckily for us every time we hit the octagons or squirds we gained 7 points for using a sword, 3 for damage, and 5 because we're us.  So after our fight with the octagons and squirds we had racked ourselves up quite a few points.  The only problem was that everything in that dimension cost 12 times more then it did in our old dimension so we still didn't have enough!  But then the monk appeared to give us hints because we had leveled up during our fight with the octagons and squirds. The monk said to us, "You, young ones can now bring anything out of your imagination into reality." We squealed with joy and ran around the store picking up skills we wanted.

When we got the the register the store clerk looked at us and our piles of skills dubiously.  We immediately imagined bags of skills points behind our backs and offered them to the clerk.  After we had finished purchasing our skills we went back out to fight the octagons and squirds.  We killed them all in under 5 minutes.  Then Jack said, "Hey, I wonder what would happen if I were to imagine a giant man eating Sasquatch who couldn't be defeated by any tool of destruction built before now..."  And of course it appeared out of Jacks mind and started tearing apart the whole town.

Word got around that it was Jack who created the monster and a giant mob chased us out of their dimension shouting, "YOU TERRIBLE NINJAS!!!  NEVER COME BACK HERE, EVER AGAIN!!!"

So we left their dimension and came back to ours.  Right in front of our school.

"Being ninjas was fun while it lasted, at least," Darlene said.

"Yeah.  Too bad we can't ever go back," Jack replied.

"Maybe one day they'll forget about us..."

"It was a man eating Sasquatch that couldn't be destroyed."

"You're right.  We'll go back after school."

No Big Deal.

-DJ

I-Tunes Store

Have you ever wanted to just leave the house while your on the computer and then someone calls you up?  Yeah well this happens to me all the time, the only difference is, it's normally Jack, and he's normally telling me about the new free song on i-tunes that comes up once a week.  Yes I know, boohoo, I only go out once a week. :P  Back to the problem at hand.

So Jack calls me up and says, "Oh My Goody-two-shoes!  Darlene, you HAVE to get this song!!!  Oh and get this..."  Pause for dramatic effect, "IT'S FREE!!!"

That right there, those two words (actually two combined words and one real one), get me every time.  You see I have a sore spot for free things and/or things that are cheap.  Whether they are actually crap stuff and I will probably never use it, read, play with it, whatever.  I will purchase it if it is cheap, or better yet, free.

So I kick off my shoes and run wildly over to the recently shut off computer, click the on button and wait 15 minutes.  Once the computer is on,  I randomly click the i-tunes button hoping that it will open today and not tell me that I need an up-date.  If I'm lucky it will open another 5 minutes after clicking it.  That's already a total of 20 minutes.  Once it's open I click on i-tunes store, and wait for that to load.  The whole while I'm anxiously hopping from foot to foot awaiting this "awesome song".  Once it's loaded I will scroll down to the bottom where the free stuff is and click the right song, or what I hope is the right song.  I wait 20 minutes for a 2 minute song to load. 


FINALLY I can listen to it.  I click play and the music comes on...  These are my emotions as follows.

Thank you, Jack. And slow moving computer my day has just gone by and I'm still in the house.

So Raygunn and I were discussing the idea of a real live i-tunes store.  That's right, in the physical world that we could leave the house and feel, hear, touch, see, and if need be, taste.  Think about it!  Instead of waiting for the computer to do it's sh*t you can just waltz on over there and purchase it with cold hard cash!  You wouldn't need to remember a stinking password, just show them your face and tell 'em how to spell your name.  How much nicer would it be if you could just walk over there and grab the free song off the shelf go up to the cashier give them your name and leave.  Not only would that save your butt from doing extra work, (meaning sitting) but you would get to leave the house!  Maybe they'd even sell those cool shirts with the apple sign on them, and stuff like that.  I'm just saying that I'd feel more implied to purchase things from i-tunes if it were real instead of virtual, then you don't have to bother going out and looking for a place that sells i-tunes cards.  Find a random $5 in your pocket?  To the i-tunes store!!!  Is that another penny on the ground, bringing my penny count up to the mandatory .99?  To the i-tunes store!!!  Pirating music would be silly, you could take the time, get off your lazy @$$ and purchase some t-shirts while getting all the latest music!

Dear Apple please consider the following,

Purchase your selves a building and make a store. 

From,

People who like to leave the house on sunny days.

No Big Deal.

~D

EPISODE 1

Darlene August 5, 2009 at 5:00pm Report
Now I'm sad... :(

Jack August 5, 2009 at 5:17pm Report
because cash is gone or Will is gone?

Darlene August 5, 2009 at 5:26pm
Cash, where's Will?

Jack August 5, 2009 at 5:32pm Report
idk just wonderin...maybe he climbed a tree and got stuck

Darlene August 5, 2009 at 5:51pm
that would be funny... XD

Jack August 5, 2009 at 6:24pm Report
AND there were...ummm.....DOGS at the bottom of the tree and they were barking at him

Dalene August 5, 2009 at 9:11pm
Ur still making this up, right?

Jack August 5, 2009 at 9:20pm Report
maybe.....and the tree is now on fire but there is a magic shield keeping the fire from touchin him

Darlene August 6, 2009 at 8:09am
Then whats the point of the fire? It just drove the dogs away so now he can jump out.

Jack August 6, 2009 at 8:20am Report
the dogs are MADE of fire so it doesent matter

Darlene August 6, 2009 at 4:56pm
Yeah but if he has a magical shield then isn't he safe from anything?

Jack August 6, 2009 at 5:03pm Report
no only the fire BUT the dogs can get through because they are magical and u cant get rid of them with magic Darlene!

Jack August 6, 2009 at 5:15pm
Then how DO you get rid of magical dogs? Throw them a magical steak!?

Jack August 6, 2009 at 5:23pm Report
maybe.......wait....noooooooooo......that definitly wont work.....because there are evil phenixes as well

Darlene August 6, 2009 at 5:48pm
Oh, well he got rid of the dogs and the fire in the tree isn't burining him, but what do you do about the phenixes and the water pixies(the tree is on an island)

Jack August 8, 2009 at 12:07pm Report
There are also ground fairys wind peoples and lightning spirites and they are all keeping Will in da tree

Darlene August 9, 2009 at 11:15am
He must be petrified!

Jack August 9, 2009 at 3:06pm Report
no hes not

Darlene August 9, 2009 at 8:16pm
Why isn't he petrified?

Jack August 9, 2009 at 8:29pm Report
remember the shield and he has the two unicorns from charlie the unicorn guarding him

Darlene August 9, 2009 at 8:33pm
you know that thse two will be absolutely no help to him, the best they can do is call the leoploridon.

Jack August 9, 2009 at 8:38pm Report
and the leoplurodon will protect him and the other two can steal all of the thinges kidneys

Darlene August 9, 2009 at 8:43pm
And then he'll be free, but then they turn against him and try to get HIS kidney!!!

Jack August 9, 2009 at 8:47pm Report
and then the leoplurodon tells them the way to the door!

Darlene August 9, 2009 at 8:50pm
THE DOOR CAN SEE YOU SOUL!!!! AND IF IT THINKS THAT IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH YOU CAN NOT PASS!!! Well now where's he gunna go?!

Jack August 9, 2009 at 8:52pm Report
to the banana king to get the talisman to present to the door so it will let him pass

Darlene August 9, 2009 at 8:55pm
Of course, but he doesn't have the shoe shoe pass! he left it at music in the park!

Jack August 9, 2009 at 8:57pm Report
the banana king gave him one and then he teleported ta da shoe shoe train and departed ta hogwarts!

Darlene August 10, 2009 at 8:49am
But when he got to hogwarts, Voldmort was waiting for him. What's he gunna do about Voldemort?!

Jack August 10, 2009 at 8:09pm Report
he calls fer harry potter but hes on vacation so we come because we are WAAAAAY more powerful thaan harry and wqe fightr voldemort so Will can get away but moaning murdel trickes him in ta goin in ta the chamber of secrets

Darlene August 10, 2009 at 8:22pm
And then the giant snake comes back to life and we have to save him from THAT-after a BIG scolding.

Jack August 10, 2009 at 8:31pm Report
yep a very big scolding so i call the pheonix to hold off the snake while we scold him and then we beat up the snake and exit the chamber but suddenly a giant spider comes and steals Will and takes him to the forest

Darlene August 10, 2009 at 8:45pm
And I tell you to go cuz i HATE spiders

Jack August 10, 2009 at 8:48pm Report
but so do i so we fight and we eventually go to get Bree

Darlene August 10, 2009 at 8:53pm
and she kills all the spiders

Jack August 10, 2009 at 8:57pm Report
and we save Will but he gets hypnotised by the merpeople and falles in da the lake and we have to go save him... AGAIN

Darlene August 11, 2009 at 9:59am
Wow, good thing we're good at swimming!

Jack August 11, 2009 at 10:01am Report
yep and is a good thing ima fish

Darlene August 11, 2009 at 10:03am
your a fish?! AHHHHH! mkay but I wanna be a mermaid

Jack August 11, 2009 at 10:05am Report
well im half fish so i can breath under water for a long period of time

Darlene August 11, 2009 at 10:11am
mermaids can too

Jack August 11, 2009 at 10:13am Report
but can they control the elements? i didnt thjhink so! i can though because im a descendant of the allmighty Althea

Darlene August 11, 2009 at 10:28am
I can't control elements yet, if I could there would never be any rain, unless i was sad

Jack August 11, 2009 at 10:32am Report
ohhhh.....how about i let u control two elements?

Darlene August 11, 2009 at 10:53am
Okay! Which ones?! *pleasebewaterpleasebewaterpleasebewater...*

Jack August 11, 2009 at 12:09pm Report
Purple-ness and...

Darlene August 11, 2009 at 12:13pm
and...

Jack August 11, 2009 at 12:16pm Report
Anddddf.....eartwater
WATER.....and LIGHT

Darlene August 12, 2009 at 11:02am
YAY

Jack August 12, 2009 at 9:32pm Report
and now off ta have ice cream!.....wait...i feel like we are.......forgetting something.....ohh well i figure it out later

Darlene August 13, 2009 at 9:31am
YAY Ice cream! I WANT CHOCO. CHIP MINT!!!

Jack August 13, 2009 at 9:32am Report
ok but i need fiv........OMG!!!!! WE FER GOT ABOUT WILL!!!!!!!

Darlene August 13, 2009 at 9:42am
Awwww...Crap! ...I wonder if there's time to get ice cream first... How long do think he can hold his breath?

Jack August 13, 2009 at 9:43am Report
im not sure but he can wait ice cream ias more important right now if we dont get it......voldimort......will destroy all the ice cream in the world!!!!!

Darlene August 13, 2009 at 9:47am
NOOOOOO!!!

Jack August 13, 2009 at 9:50am Report
we have ta hurry Will can wit!

Darlene August 13, 2009 at 9:51am
gotta save that ice cream!

Jack August 13, 2009 at 10:04am Report
yeah! we saved the ice cream....but theres something naggin at the back of ma mind....i cant quite tell what it is ...ohh well lets go celebrate!

Darlene August 13, 2009 at 10:20am
No....this nagging feeling is totally ruining the happiness...

Jack August 13, 2009 at 10:25am Report
i wish i could remember what it i....wait!.....nvm i thought i had it...can u remember it?

Darlene August 13, 2009 at 10:26am
something with water... and somwthing else with a w....

Jack August 13, 2009 at 10:42am Report
hmmm.......hey wheres wi....OPMG WE FORGOT ABOUT WILL AGAIN!!! WE GOTTA GO SAVE HIM BEFORE HE DROWNS!

Darlene August 13, 2009 at 12:31pm
I think we're too late...

Jack August 13, 2009 at 1:02pm Report
we should still rescu him and the mermaids would never let him drown they would torcher him by giving him air and then taking it away and repeating that because unlike us he cant breath

Darlene August 16, 2009 at 11:29am
Poor Will, he never saw it coming...

Blogging is Hard.

No, seriously.  If you don't believe me try it for yourself.  I know that it looks easy, but it's really not.  There are many reasons and I'm going to list as many as I possibly can...

• Finding the time.  I'm not really all that busy, but I must tell you that facebook is way too addicting for me.  If it could stop being addicting, that would be cool with me.
• Knowing what to write.  Sometimes I'll know exactly what to write about and how, that is, if I find the time.  It's hard not to treat this like an on-line diary and tell the world everything...not that I actually have much to say.  
• Treating like a blog.  It's hard, you can't treat this like an on-line diary because, lets face it.  Those are stupid.  And my friends read this, they aren't allowed to know that my rough exterior is just that, an exterior.  They also can't know that I love them and stuff... oh shoot, did I just...
• Not looking like an idiot.  I think that speaks for itself.
• Proper grammar.  I can't stress this point enough, I know Jack has terrible grammar and you're all just going to have to put up with it, but me?!  Call me out on it, please!!!  Learning is good, I promise I won't bite your head off if you're right.  I make no promises if you're wrong.

Yeah, so that's all I can come up with right now... Perhaps I'll find more later.
~D

Promise

Okay I swear that I'll have a totally awesome epic super duper long post up soon, I'm just in the middle of editing it and it's taking longer than I thought because... well... it's on the computer, computer equals internet, internet equals wasted time, need I say more?  Anywho, I promise I'll have a good post up shortly.  I'm sure your bored of all this boring stuff we keep posting about why we haven't posted, but well you'll just have to deal with it for a little while longer while I continue editing. If you want something from Jack, go talk to him your self!  but good luck with that, he seems a little more distracted than usual lately...

~D

Only Kind of. : )

A blog made by our friends

So I recently helped some of our friends start their own blog, it's about awkward situations that happen in their everyday life.  It's really funny, and I think you might like it, so...look for it!

~D

Why i've been MIA

Hey internet peoples, I realized that i've been MIA for the last little while so i'll fill you in about what's happened in my life.

So when I was sick that while ago, it turned out that I had pneumonia. Then, to top it all off, a little while ago I blacked out and had to go to the hospital!!!! fun adventures. I'll explain.

Me, Tara, and Ron decided to go swimming. We arrived at the pool and got changed and everything, then Ron and I waited in the pool until Tara, Being the slowpoke that she is at getting changed, waltzed over to us. We chatted for about  half an hour about random stuff like clubs, raving, and life in general, until we decided to go into the hot tub. We sat in the hot tub for 15 minutes before we decided that, again, we wanted to switch pools. I stood up slowly and rested against this half-wall thing in-between the hot tub and some showers when it started happening.

What I remember is that, I suddenly had tunnel vision,  and then everything went black, then suddenly everything was sideways, people were going "WOAH!!!" in worried and frantic voices, then I remember feeling myself hit the water. Suddenly I was sitting on the stairs with people like "OMG ARE YOU OK?!" and i was like "of course i am, why wouldn't I be?" because I didn't actually remember what happened until later, so i was just confused as to how I got on the steps.

A couple seconds later a lifeguard rushed over with an oxygen tank and made me lean against the wall while she took down information about me. It was all very frustrating because she wanted me to tell her things but keep the mask on, which was very hard to do. Here's how it went.

Lifeguard: "so what's your name?"
Me: *removes air mask* "it's Ja-"
Lifeguard: "please sir, keep the mask on"
Me: "mhf mmffffhhh"
Lifeguard: "I'm sorry what?"
Me: *takes off mask again* "I said, it's jack"
Lifeguard: "sir, I asked you to please keep the mask on. don't take it off"

That continued for ab out 10 minutes before I turned to Tara, took off the mask, and said

"Tara, you answer the stupid questions.I'm tired of arguing with the lifeguard, and Ron isn't much help hitting on the other lifeguard"

You see, Ron hits on just about everyone. Guys and girls alike. So this wasn't abnormal. Although, I don't think he would have been much help anyways considering he doesn't really know much of the information about me that they were asking for.

They called my parents and they freaked out ans stuff, then they were forced to take me to the hospital, only to wait for three or fourish hours to take blood tests, and electrocardiogram, and x-rays, only to tell me that i was completely fine and could go home. The only information that they gave me other than that I was completely fine (which was wrong, by the by. When I fell, I landed on the corner of the hot tub with my tailbone, then fell on some lady. good times. Then i decided to go to gymnastics two days later!! so painful...) and that it most likely happened because i'm in recovery from pneumonia.

It was a...weird experience...to say the least. I wouldn't suggest blacking out anytime soon. Hopefully i'll be able to post more (and a lot of intresting stuff happens really soon!!) well bye internetarians!!!!!!!!

                                                            ~J

Seasons

I noticed something yesterday that I had never noticed before.  If you were to play a years worth of seasons backwards the only difference would be: flowers un-bloom, instead of leaves falling and changing colour in fall they would float back up to the tree and change colours, and the leaves on trees would grow back into the trees in Spring instead.... oh and precipitation would fall backwards.  Other than those few differences there's not much else different, it would still slowly get colder before winter, and slowly get warmer afterwards.  Summer would still be warm and winter would still be cold.  Just Minor Differences.

~D

Look at you.

“Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the musicyou want to listen to. Play it loud as fuck and dance to it. Go out for a drive at midnight and forget that you have school the next day. Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours. When are you going to realize that you can do whatever you want?”

Google

So, I must tell you about this awesome new thing I found out about the other day.  There are to be considered multiple different googles.  Their actually called Google custom searches, but they're really great.  Don't be afraid to say which one is your favorite, mine is the dinosaur one!  Here's a list:

• bigbluesearch.com - blue google 
• bigyellowsearch.com - yellow google 
• blackle.com - energy saving
• caliorange.com - California/orange
• darkoogle.com - prettier energy saving
• dinoogle.com - dinosaur themed google !!!
• donttypelikethis.com - annoying google types like ThIs 
• elgoog.com - mirror/backwards
• emogoogle.com - google for emo fashion kids 
• Epicgoogle.com - enlarging google 
• weeniegoogle.com - little bro to epic google
• givoogle.com - another energy saving one
• gizoogle.com - animated google
• googleloco.com - loco!!!
• googlerainbow.com - Rainbow
• google.bearshare.com - cuddly bear
• google.com/linux - linux google 
• google.com/logos - google logos 
• google.hacker.com - google in web language(a.k.a. hacker language) 
  
• google.klingon.com - klingon google
• google.com/webhp?hl=xx-piglatin - piglatin!
• googlegothic.com - gothic
• googoth.co.in - goth google 
• gothle.com - just darker, pretty lame
• helpuu.com - helping starving kids google 
• isearchpink.com 
• mysterygoogle.com - type something in and get what the last person said not yours...NO LONGER EXISTS!!! :'(
• ninja.com - ninja google 
• oranjoogle.com - orange google
• google.pacman.com - back when you could play pacman on google
• pinkgoogle.com - pink google 
• purpoogle.com - background screen is a dark pinkish-purple 
  
• scenegoogle.com - google for scene fashion kids 
• yellowgoogle.com - google being yellow

Yeah so that's all that I've found so far, there's probably lots more, if you find any I'd love to see them.  Also don't forget to tell me *your* favorite!!!

~D

Being sick is one of my least favorite things to do...

Hey all yous internet folks out there on this wonderful blog!!

So as you guys can all probably tell by the title of this blog, I am sick. Being sick is the worst thing in the world to me because when I get sick, I get really sick (At least from my perspective anyways) take now for example. I've been sick for the past...I estimate at about 4 days  now, probably a little longer because i'm terrible at anything to do with math terms.

So I was babysitting my older sisters three kids for the night and I started getting a massive headache or migraine or whatever you call it. Me, being full of great ideas and whatnot, decided to turn on the TV so I could fall asleep on the couch, wrong decision. As soon as it was on the speakers blasted out my eardrums, making my head whatever a whole bunch worse. After writhing in pain for a couple minutes on the couch and flinging my arms in all directions looking for the remote I threw across the room, I opened my eyes and saw it lying on the floor beside the monster sounds generating machine.

I rolled off the couch, determined to roll at the remote and somehow run over it with a pointy body part. Well, I succeeded in running over the remote, except I hit the surround sound button. I had finally had enough and attacked the TV, shutting off every power button I could see and finally, the monster died. I decided to go to bed because I was convinced at that point i was dying, and Sister didn't tell me where the Advil and such were

To this day I am lying on my floor in a sleeping bag, over heating but freezing to death and wasting away whilst puking, wondering if i'll die in the night

Night fair blog readers!! lets hope i make ti through the night...

                                    ~J

Movie Review/SPOILER

Be alert.  I'm warning you now that this is a spoiler of the movie Sucker Punch if you haven't seen it.  If you haven't seen it then read no further because you need to see it.  Now onto my review of it.  It was very action filled I rather enjoyed that, but the guy who runs the insane asylum, there was no need for the creepy mustache we already understood that you were creepy and we needed to keep an eye or two on you.  Now I have a few mixed feelings about Rocket's death scene.  I did enjoy the fact that it was tied in with the real world because of the music, it's sad that the cook didn't really get reprimanded the way I would have hoped.  I hoped that the creepy mustache guy was going to give him a lashing right on screen and I was totally okay with that.  Now moving on to the topic of Blondie and What's-Her-Name's deaths.  Not. Okay.  Seriously you couldn't come up with something better than that?!  That was just wrong.  All that action and exploding stuff and you couldn't make that more interesting you just had to shoot them in the head, you stupid mustache guy.  What a loser, and then he goes on to say, "Here I don't like guns."  And hands the gun back over to one of his many goons.  Not.  Okay.  The ending, now that was interesting.  I don't think that she should have been lobotomized, I feel it would have been better if the Polish lady came in just before it happened and saved her by saying, "I never signed this." Then she would have gone back and the end scene where creepy mustache guy gets arrested still happens, just right when he's ABOUT to kiss her.  He should not have been allowed to kiss her.  My personal favorite part was when Batman, who's not really Batman, comes out of her imagination and helps the last girl get home to her parents to tell them that Rocket loved them.  All in all, a very good movie.  I give it 4.5 stars.

~D

A day in Vancouver with some awesome people!

Hey internet buddies! jack here!

So yesterday, I went on a trip to Vancouver to visit some AWESOME friends!! Curtis, Marcus, and Sean were there! it was awesome. Me, Tara, Little Petey, and Martin went over for the day. Martin and LP slept over at my house to make commuting to the ferry a bunch easier for all of us, and Tara's mom picked us all up and got us to the 7 am ferry (which is really early by the way, especially considering the fact that I got to sleep at like 4 am. Sleep deprivation is not a fun thing by the way) and we all hadn't had breakfast so we had some then. I ended up only having two pieces of sushi and a tiny chocolate milk carton...but  who cares! food is food, right?...even if you're still hungry afterwords...so at about 8, I started texting Curtis to see if he was awake, because that was what i was supposed to do. He didn't answer. at all. So we all got to the sky train and met up with Marcus, Curtis still hadn't answered anyone. Marcus had told us that another friend who was supposed to meet us couldn't come, it sucked because we all anted to see him! but i guess it'll have to wait till next time :(

So we all were franticall calling Curtis, knowing he probably wouldn't wake up till like 1 if his alarm didn't wake him up. No such luck. He didn't answer. We continued on the sky train hoping that he would wake up, and i got a call from him about half an hour later. turns out  his alarm didn't go off so we walked around oakridge shopping center for an hour waiting for him and Sean to get there.

We went to subway because the majority (not me) was hungry. Then Tara wandered off so I went to find her, then I got distracted by awesome clothes. Yes. Awesome clothes.

As of late, i've wanted to get myself a messenger bag, because they're awesome, also I have become (only slightly mind you) obsessed with scarfs (ok,a bit more than "a little" but whatever) but everyone says that I need to dress more suavely, and i could pull it off according to them. So this out fit was perfect for me. it had a messenger bad, scarf, and EVERYTHING.

so eventually everyone got there and we took to the streets! which had a st patties day parade on it. so we left. Later on we went to north Vancouver to  meet up with Curtis' friend Travis, who is AWESOME! and his laugh is great. It's the kind that makes you laugh just because you're listening to it! so we walked around for awhile and eventually it came time to leave.

Leaving is always the saddest part when it comes to friends that live far away

But! before we left, we went on a SPIRAL ESCALATOR!!!! it was awesome. So we all hugged and said our goodbyes to one another and got on the bus that would take us to the 7pm ferry home

All in all it was an amazing day, and i hope we can all get together again!

Jack out!

                                             ~J

A New Friend

I made a new friend the other day on my way home from dance class.  He doesn't talk, but he's super nice, and I like him A LOT.  But not too much, considering he lives in the stars.  I don't know his name because he doesn't talk and I can't seem to come up with a suitable one for him.  Fro this post I'll call him...Kyle.  Kyle is sweet and silent and knows all of my deepest darkest secrets.  Sometimes at night I'll just sit up late staring out my window and talking to him, even if I can't see him through my window, I know he can hear me.  But because he doesn't talk our conversations are very one sided, I wish he'd talk back.  He's in the shape of a T-rex, and I just think he's the best.  I thought I'd let y'all know about him, that way if you ever saw a T-rex in the stars you'd know it was Kyle and that he's the best secret-holder in the world because he doesn't speak.  Te quiero, Kyle. <3

~D

Writers block and other everyday problems.

hey all, it's Jack

Sorry if I ramble on about problems here for today. But I kinda feel like it today. Nowhere else to put it anyways.

So when i've grown, to whatever extent that may be, mentally and/or physically, I would like to get a book published. I write poetry a lot and have had many ideas for books. In fact, at this very moment, I am in the middle of writing a book, but I seem to have writers block. It's a terrible thing really. I've explained the idea to a couple people but no ones actually read any of it. You see, i'm very critical of my own work and often end up hating it (or losing it, which is just as bad in my opinion) which is why not very many people see my work. I don't even think that Darleen's seen my book yet (which I should probably show her soon, to get her opinion on things) So I hope she reads this and reminds me tomorrow.

Now onto the next subject. I have taken up the musical instrument called the guitar for a couple different reasons. I think that the guitar is an attractive instrument, in the way that anyone who plays it (the acoustic guitar mind you) automatically becomes more attractive. don't know how that works, but in my mind it makes sense, if you can understand that. numero dos. The acoustic guitar sounds amazing. I love all acoustic songs because they are the best and deserve to be praised. Next, I'm learning it so that I can write songs. I've tried and it never worked before, but I figure that since whenever I strummed the D chord I got ideas for books, that I could write songs. Also i'm doing it to impress a certain someone...BUT ONTO OTHER MATTERS!

The matter of making a band. We've decided on songs to sing (that they want me to sing) and i'm ok with that because I LOVE THE SONGS (they were my choice, just saying ). Also, i've accepted the fact that people think my voice is great, they can have opinions.

Me on the other hand...

Well I think that my voice is terrible, but i'm willing to put that aside to sing for the band...i think...but if i'm ever going to become a famous singer/author/world traveler, i'm going to have to get over that. Maybe the guitar will help me with that...

So that was me rambling on about my problems/things I have an opinion on. I guess i'll sign off here.

Have an amazing lurasp day internet peoples!!!! Jack OUT!

                                        ~Jack (Just in case you didn't get that earlier)

Nothing New

Yeah okay, I get it.  These whole "Sorry but there's really nothing to talk about" blogs are total crap.  But seriously, I may talk a lot, but there is NOTHING to say.  Give me a topic and I'll write a nice little rant for you. Pinky Swear.

No Big Deal.

~D

Been a while

Yeah so Jack was right it has been a while since we've posted anything.  Especially anything together, and unfortunately there's not a lot we can do about posting together.  I was sick for a  little while but I'm over it now. I've also noticed how we haven't really put any pictures or videos up for a while.  So I'm just going to put up this beautiful picture that makes me laugh EVERY time because I have absolutely NOTHING to say.

~D

Vancouver and my Van friends.

Hey all, it's Jack!

Looks like neither me nor Darleen has posted anything in awhile! I guess it's up to me to fix that.

So today I went to Vancouver with Tara to hang with her boyfriend Marcus one of me awesomest lurasp friends Curtis. i got the 7 ferry with Tara and was really tired. I've started writing a book (which i LOVE by the way. and apperently the D chord on the guitar gives me inspiration to write books) and on the ferry I needed a pencil sharpener so Tara lent me hers. It looks like a double sided triangle so i opened one end and-wait. i must tell you that this is the biggest fail ever-so i opened one end and saw a coloured pencil tip in the end and though to myself "this must have another side for normal pencils" so turned it over. As i was doing so, i though "this is going to suck if this isn't" but i didn't get to finish the though. All of the pencil shaving erupted out of the sharpener and all over me and my everything. i stood up and demanded that Tara "fix it" and she did. After a bout of laughter though. We arrived at the ferry terminal and got on the bus. We got to the sky train station and met up with Curtis, who's ribs i broke with a hug, and went on to meet up with Marcus and one of his friends.

We met up with Marcus and his friend and all split up, me and Curtis went to go explore and Tara and Marcus went off to do who know what. Me and Curtis went exploring the Vancouver area to burn off time until his friend Max woke up (which he woke up too late for us to go over to his house anyways) and ended up going between the bay center and sears like 42 times. it was crazy. And for awhile, there was this old man stalking us. it was terrifying. A really weird coincidence happened too. out of all of Vancouver, the one person we both saw was someone i knew from the island that i work with. Crazy, i know. So we spent all day doing that, and it was amazing. I really wanted to buy a book but i didn't. it was sad. But so fun!

PURPLE! you don't get it, but that's ok. somebody will.

well that was my AMAZING LURASP sunday!! Until next time! Adios!

                                           ~J

why Darleen and I can't have snowball fights

Hey all! it's jack!! haven't posted anything in awhile, so here ya go!!

Today at school, Darleen and I decided (or rather, she decided for me) that we were going to start making King Snowman the Human Eater the 2nd at lunch. You see, we live in Canada, so it's snowy. It doesn't snow a lot where we live though so we took the chance to be lurasp (not that we aren't ALL THE TIME). So we were in the middle of building his throne when this next convorsation took place

Me: "Hey Darleen?"
D:"Yeah jack?"
Me: "We should have a snowball fight!"
D: "No, because i would win."
Me: "Umm no, i would win, because i have the big brother advantage, and we all know that means I win"
D: "and what is this 'big brother advantage' you speak of?"
Me: "It means that i can call all of my big brother friends over and beat you up with them"
D: "That's not gonna work so well there jack..."
Me : "And why not?"
D: "Because we have the same friends, and then they would get here and have to pick sides! and that won't work out very well now will it!!!!"
Me: "Right! And then they'll be so torn about having to pick sides that they'll EXPLODE!!!! so how about no snowball fights today"
D: " yeah...*we stare at each other for about a minute* WANNA PLAY TAG?!?!?!?!"
Me: "YES!!!!"

And so we played tag. I tagged Darleen and then took off running. She started chasing me, so to slow her down, I threw a snowball. This is what started the snowball fight. After awhile of us being super lurasp, we stopped, out of breath, and came to this next realization

Our friends must have exploded.

So we walked inside and started getting ready for class. THE END

And that, my friends, is why me and Darleen cannot have snowball fights.

                                              ~J

My List About Winnie the Pooh.

So I feel that lately Winnie the Pooh has been having a lot of down-time during his celbrity, which is nonsense because he's just too great to have down time and should always be fighting against obssessed fans for his stuffing.  So I've decided in order to get everyone to love him more I'm just going to tell you all the awesome things about him.

1. He's a teddy bear that comes to life.  Who, during their child hood-or even now- did NOT think that their teddy was actually alive or that when you went to bed he or she came to life and went on grand adventures with your other stuffies.  MAYBE you went on your own adventures with your bear, or stuffed animal whatever.  To you he was real.  Winnie the Pooh is real to EVERYONE, making his time with you/on TV with you staring at the screen all that more precious.

2. His name.  How can you not want to know more about someone, or something, with a name like that?!  I mean really, WINNIE THE POOOOOH!!!  What do you automatically think?  You automatically think of Winnie the Pooh, because he is the only one named that, and DOESN'T get ridiculed for his name.  It. Gave. Us. Hope.

3. He has the best friends in the world.  Tigger, who is eccentric and lovable and bouncy was one of his bestest buds.  Piglet, the shy one with the stammer was as well-he was also not ridiculed for being different.  Rabbit, the brains of every operation they ever did.  Eyore, the sad one, who even though he never sounded like it, LOVED LIFE.  Kanga and Roo, the protective loving mother we all wanted when our mother seemed to be being un-reasonable and the cute kid that reminded us of ourselves.  Owl, that one who always rambles on and unknowingly gives them ideas for grand adventures.

4.  You could watch the movies or episodes a thousand times and NEVER. GET. BORED.  Heck, I'll bet you still can!

5.  They lived in the woods.  In houses that looked like forts.  Everyone loves forts.  That's right, not loveD but loveS, meaning right now.  How often did you ever try and live in one of those forts you built out in the woods or on the beach?  How often did you cry and wail that you wanted to stay?  They lived there.  They got to fulfill your dream for you and you lived your dream through them.

I feel like I've said more than I needed to, you should know why Winnie the Pooh is great.  If not...  well watch your back, crazy obssessed fans may find you. >:)

~D

Winnie the Pooh

WHO DOESN'T LOVE THAT BEAR ALL FULL OF STUFFING?!  I MEAN, SERIOUSLY!

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LURASP KANGAROSS FLYING OVER EUROPES SKIES!

That's right, Kangaross!

I apologize.

Sorry about what I just did if you noticed.  I had to take down my Ralph stories because they are far too precious to me to be out in the open without copyright, I apologize greatly but there will be no more stories about Ralph on for more than a few days whenever or ifever they do happen to come up.  So be sure to visit often to check for new stuff.

A Bit of a Big Deal.

~D

Monty Python

This is essential knowledge for survival out in the real world.

Just thought you should know.  No Big Deal.

~D

An adventure! At 3 in the morning...

Hey again! it's Jack.

So me and Little Pete went to Timmy ho's and get some drinks, and stayed there for like an hour and had fun! The lady at the counter was nice and actually got my drink right! so i was super happy!. While we were sitting a whole bunch of awesome songs came on, and me being tired started singing along. It was interesting. I was amused at how the lady would walk in one door and out a different one that didn't look like it connected in any way.

The lady decided to mop the floor after awhile, thus trapping us in a square of dry. I eventually got bored and decided to read the commercials over and over again until the floor got dry. It took such a long time!! but it was worth the wait. When we left we bid the lady goodbye and took our leave, wishing her a good shift.

So later when we finally got back we decided to play chess. It was all going to plan until peter was about to beat me. It was the i decided to break the rules. Kings were now allowed to move two spaces at a time. This turned the whole game around. Little Pete decided to try and beat me even though i was still winning. He managed to get his king to the other side and demanded that he become a hermaphrodite. so now he has a king/queen/hermaphrodite  piece and i'm screwed.

So he's almost about to lose again (don't ask me how this happened, i don't even remember) and then he decides queens can now move as every kind of piece. so then he goes after me again thinking he can win, and then moves into check, and i decide not to tell him because we've been going at it for at least half an hour. Yeah, we're cool like that.

So that was my adventure at three in the morning.

                                   ~J

Being freaks

Hey, it's Jack.

So i'm just sitting here with Little Pete at his house! we're being freaks and singing along with LIGHTS because she's our favorite :)

Earlier we went out to Allen's house earlier and chatted for awhile. It was fun! we talked for about 2ish hours i think. So random. Dead chickens, Narwhals and Magic dolphins. Yup. Ordinary! of course we are :) and we're probs go out later to Timmy ho's. Because we live in Canada and Timmy ho's is amazing. Hopefully they don't mess up my order this time.

Let me Explain. Last time i went to Timmy ho's they messed up my order. I wanted an English breakfast tea with one sugar and a shot of vanilla, but no. They decided to chat each other up about how attractive they thought i was. So instead i only got a English breakfast tea. I was flattered, but it tasted awfully like coffee...ew...i despise coffee...and Little Pete is probably giving me bad looks because he is in love with coffee. He is so in love that his alarm clock doubles as a coffee maker. OH WELL! but yeah.

The moral of this story is this. If you ever work at Timmy ho's, don't talk about the attractiveness of the guy who's ordering, especially not audibly so audibly as so that he can hear you...oh, and i forgot to mention, as i was leaving the next guy in line shouted at me "HEY BLONDIE! THESE TWO GIRLS HERE THINK YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE!" so yeah. Fun times!

Well that's my story. being a freak is fun :) until next time!!!!

                                                                  ~ §J§

Guess What?

Hi.

There's really nothing to guess at, but Jack AND Darleen are both going to write together today, just because we can!

Well then... Jack is being a loser and totally being a Tommy texter.  I'll beat him up when he comes back to the REAL world.

Okay now that THAT has been dealt with...

Today Darleen took an exam, it socked...  And Jack did NOT take an exam!!! Today that is.

PCHSSSHHHHH!!!!

Darleen is really hyper so here is JACK, JACK OH GOODNESS WATCH OUT FRO THE TRUUU---  ooh dear, Bye Jack!!!  We'll miss you!

Well I can keep up a blog by my lonesome, can't I?  NO I CAN'T!!!!  I know!!!  Ralph can help me!!!  He won't go and get hit by a truck!!!

Ralph:  You want me to help you?  With a blog?  Where the sea dragon hunters read stuff?  No.

Darleen:  BUT RALPH, I CAN'T DO IT ALONE!!!

Ralph:  Go spring Jack out of the hospital...  I'm not helping.

3 hours later.

Darleen:  RUN JACK, RUN.  WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!  oh right you can't run... BYE AGAIN!!!

**gasping for breath far away from the hospital**  Well THAT was close...

**Back at the hospital...** Jack: Darleen?  Where did you go?

Darleen:  I feel like maybe I shouldn't have left him behind...

**Ralph appears out of nowhere next to Jack**  Jack:  WHAT?!

Ralph:  Don't ask, just get on my back.  I don't want to help Darleen with the blog.

Jack:  I can't really stand... I got hit by a truck, remember?

Ralph:  Actually I don't remember. **swoops Jack up with his wing and they fly off through an open window, unnoticed by all except someone that everyone thinks is insane.**

2 hours later...

Darleen:  I DON'T KNOW WHO I CAN USE TO FILL JACKS SPOT!!!!

Jack:  How about you just give it back?

Darleen:  No, I can't do that, you're in the hospital...THINK DARLEEN, WHO CAN YOU USE TO FILL HIS SPOT?!

Jack:  Are you sure I can't have it back?

Darleen:  Yes entirely sure, you broke both your legs and are in intensive care right now.

Jack:  You sure about that, are you?

Darleen:  YES I'M SURE!!!  **turns to yell at him**  Woah.... you're here...

Jack:  Yes yes I am, may I have my spot back...

Darleen: ...But I just told KD that she could!!!

Jack:  Sucks to be her.  I want it back

Darleen:  Okay

That was our day.  Your welcome.

~DJ

EXAMS ARE OVER!

No Big Deal.

~DJ

a grand idea

Hey, it's Jack.

So me and Darleen had this idea awhile ago. We want to start a Band. We already have some members (Me Darleen, Aaron, and Raygun ) and some name ideas. But others would be appreciated! We can all play an instrument (to some extent) and most bands use instrument, so at least we're on the right track!

So recently i have decided that i want to own a keytar. It is an amazing instrument that is above all awesomeness. and it's 80's like. It would be amazing to have one and an awesome addition to our band (if we ever actually start one) and would sound lurasp. I'm gonna start a fund for one (next to my travel funds. i do love to go places. i'll talk about that later)

so we haven't actually started this band yet. but we might...eventually. So if you guys have any suggestions for cool stuff or whatever, feel free to suggest anything. we're not really sure who's gonna be doing what for permanent like, but we're all gonna sing. And who so ever writes the song can pick who they want to sing it, or the band members can all vote on who they want to sing it depending on how it will sound.

We're not sure how we will want to sound, but we will probably go over a variety of genres before picking a few that we will normally do. At first we will probs only be doing covers, but they'll be awesome! so if we ever actually start this "band" then we might do some youtube videos, and if so i'll put some links up and tell us what you think!
Well bye for now.
                                                                                ~J

My Slush Adventure

So it snowed last night. I love snow and all, but never when it snows at night. You see, living on the west coast and all, it tends to rain. A lot. So if it ever snows at night it's always followed by rain. So this morning I woke up and looked out the window and saw like 7 feet of snow. Well it was more like 3 cm but whatever, I can wish.

So I went outside and was greeted by slush which kinda blew away my whole " YAY OMG I LOVE SNOW YAY!!!!!!!!!" fest. I managed to get a ride to school (thank god) instead of having to walk for half an hour in knee high slush puddles. After school I was tricked into catching the bus with Tara, Martin, Pauline, Raygun, and Sabrina.

We left the school building and looked at the path leading to the bus stop. It was terrible. The whole path was covered on a huge thick layer of slush. Being the stupids we are we decided to try and brave it instead of going around.

After the first couple of steps I realized it was a bad idea, but how bad could it get? My shoes weren't water proof by the way. A few more steps into it we were forced up against the portable to keep from being engulfed in muddy slushness, and nobody wants that. We rounded the portable and arrived at a huge  mud puddle that we decided we could all jump over. Sabrina and Paulina were smart enough to take the path (although it wasn't much better)

As I'm sure you all know, when you jump over something and the other side is covered in ice and slush and mud, the best thing you can do to stop from slipping is to try and keep running, so we did. Me and Raygun went after martin and forgot to stop running. That's when "IT" happened. I passed Raygun and just as I did, she slipped. She kept going when she hit the ground though so it was probably fun.

All the way to the bus stop she was soaked (at least her back was) and she was even smart enough to keep running after she got up! So she went to the path and Sabrina decided to join me and try to make the journey around the slush instead of taking the path. The field was dry (snow covered, but slush free! ) so we had a great trip until we came across a lake.

it wasn't very deep. well it was higher than an ankle so i might be wrong...oh well. so we jumped...and made it halfway across and landed with a huge splash! not fun though. so he ran/hopped the rest of the way to the bus. we got on and went to the back (the only place where there were seats) and everyone sat down except for Raygun, who stood cuz she was too wet. i had to sit across from everyone, but luckily i was able to sit next to Nicolas cuz he just happened to be on the bus.

and that was my slush adventure. not very fun...but at the same time it was!. until next time. bye!

                                                             ~J

Spiraffe

~D

HELLO ALL!!!!

GREETINGS INTERNET FOLK!!! How are you?? That's good....... This is raygunn and Darleen.......just chilln.......watchin poto, don't worry bout it..  Anyways if you really want to know what POTO is, you'll just have to go and check out the "About" section.  Deal.  I hope that you've all seen POTO because if not that would be really upsetting.  Anyways if anyone understands the ending we would really like to understand it. Please and thank you.                         soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i personaly apretiate theatre, i hope you know, its a grand time, and im clearly the favorite friend, clearly. (raygunn is the favorite) its true.

~R & D

Cómo conocí a Ralph

El verano pasado yo fui a la playa con mis amigos casi todos los dias. Yo corri con mi perro en la auro puerto. Nostoros fuimos arriba y abaja la escalera electronica. Yo tome mi mejor amigo hicimos el paracaisimo. Nosotros aterrizamos en el oceano. Nosotros buceamos a la base y cazamos Dragones gigantes del mar. Nosotros encontramos un Dragon gigante del mar sir hizo mi nuevo mejor amiga.

~D

how my new years went

Jack here.

So here it is, the story of what I did at new years (or at least at and around new years anyways). So I'm in this group called younglife and every year they have two trips. a summer camp which goes on for 8ish days, and a winter/new years camp which goes on for about 5 days. So i went and signed up for the winter one because the summer camp was AMAZING. So we all went to the ferry and got on board. We walked and hung around and played card games and jammed and sang, Martin brought his guitar for us to sing along to and to amuse us/rub it into our faces about how great he is at EVERYTHING, until we got to the other side. when we did, we had to get on a coach to take us to Rockridge canyon, which would take about 5ish hours.


so Me, Tara, Martin, Little Petey, and Bailey sat at the front and started to chat about everything. About an hour into the ride we started jamming with Martins guitar. we sang a whole whack of songs such as hey soul sister, teenage dream,  Jessie's girl, sweet home Alabama, just the way you are, forget you, a whole bunch i forget, and our all time favorite, DON'T STOP BELIEVING!!!!. along the way we stopped at a dairy queen where we met some of the other various groups that were going. also Me, Tara, Little Petey, and Martin went into this pet shop and saw an IGUANA!. I begged and pleaded, but neither Tara nor Martin would buy it for me and i got sad :( but then i remembered i have sam my dog so i could do without an iguana for awhile.


So we finally got to NYC (new years camp) and it was COVERED IN SNOW. I love snow so this was a great thing for me. And there's this humongous lake at the back that was frozen solid, so we walked across that a few times just for fun. and there was a skating rink on it so people could, ya know, skate. I forgot to bring my imaginary ones so i couldn't. so we explored and had a great time and played a whole bunch of ninja, which is my all time favorite game in the world.


So while i was at this camp i met a whole bunch of amazing people who are just awesome. I'll just name off a few. Marcus is one, he's a pretty cool dude and is really good at ninja. Curtis is another. he's down right lurasp and exactly like me in every way, we decided that we are twins and were separated at birth. he's so cool and loves to play ninja. if you put Marcus and Curtis in a ninja match, you better be ready to wait a couple of hours for them to finish. then there's Graham, he's another leader of a different group. he's really awesome and a cool guy to talk to.


so we sang a lot of songs, awesome ones at that, every night, and we played a whole whack of games. one of them was pretty fun. we were all split into two groups and had some flags and water balloons (which i think were a bad idea for -20 weather but whatever). so each team had a bonfire and the other team had to throw the balloons at it to put it out and if your flag got stolen you had to walk back to your side. afterwards we all got hot chocolate, which was great. PS: MY TEAM WON...i think...oh well. i think even if we didn't that we should have. I swear that the balloons froze halfway in the air. Also, the next day there were random pools of ice everywhere so as you can see, it was cold.


well anyways, I seem to ramble a lot so i'll post about more later...maybe. also it doesn't help that in my head, all the events melted into one so i don't know when what was. but it was fun i can tell you that

~J

Wow, so I haven't said anything in a while nor have I posted pictures, in fact I have two new pictures to put on here, but when I get around to it...Who knows?!  So I just got a new TV, it's pretty darn great and for you TV people who know all about them it's a 47" LED.  Brand spankin' new!  I haven't had a new TV since... well before I started school. it's pretty great, video games are a whole new experience!  For sure!  No one else has seen it yet, so I'm looking forward to getting people all excited about it.  We even got to haggle for it's price!  It was on sale from 1000 down to 699 but then there was 50 more off because it was an open package so it was 649 and we managed to haggle it down to just 599!  Yeah okay so not all that interesting, but I'll have some nice stories to tell you about Ralph's reaction, because he doesn't much like technology. Anyways, No Big Deal.
   ~D