why Darleen and I can't have snowball fights

Hey all! it's jack!! haven't posted anything in awhile, so here ya go!!

Today at school, Darleen and I decided (or rather, she decided for me) that we were going to start making King Snowman the Human Eater the 2nd at lunch. You see, we live in Canada, so it's snowy. It doesn't snow a lot where we live though so we took the chance to be lurasp (not that we aren't ALL THE TIME). So we were in the middle of building his throne when this next convorsation took place

Me: "Hey Darleen?"
D:"Yeah jack?"
Me: "We should have a snowball fight!"
D: "No, because i would win."
Me: "Umm no, i would win, because i have the big brother advantage, and we all know that means I win"
D: "and what is this 'big brother advantage' you speak of?"
Me: "It means that i can call all of my big brother friends over and beat you up with them"
D: "That's not gonna work so well there jack..."
Me : "And why not?"
D: "Because we have the same friends, and then they would get here and have to pick sides! and that won't work out very well now will it!!!!"
Me: "Right! And then they'll be so torn about having to pick sides that they'll EXPLODE!!!! so how about no snowball fights today"
D: " yeah...*we stare at each other for about a minute* WANNA PLAY TAG?!?!?!?!"
Me: "YES!!!!"

And so we played tag. I tagged Darleen and then took off running. She started chasing me, so to slow her down, I threw a snowball. This is what started the snowball fight. After awhile of us being super lurasp, we stopped, out of breath, and came to this next realization

Our friends must have exploded.

So we walked inside and started getting ready for class. THE END

And that, my friends, is why me and Darleen cannot have snowball fights.

                                              ~J