Being Bald

It's no fun.  I mean it's fun because your head is fuzzy and you get petted by many people all the time.  But at the same time you're cold. ALL OF THE TIME!  That's really the only not fun part.  I just thought that y'all should know the pros and cons of no longer having hair lest you ever feel the need to join me.

PROS:                                                            |  CONS:
Extremely fuzzy head                                       |  Cold, all the time
Fun to pet                                                       |  People tend to stare
Stay cool during the summer                            |  Head sunburns
Sunscreen is bad for hair                                 |  Stuck wearing a hat or perhaps scarf
Pretty scarves are easy to find                         |  Wigs are extremely hard to come by in a mall...or anywhere.
Good excuse to drink more tea or warm          |  Everyone insists on seeing it so you're forced to take off
     substances                                                 |       whatever it was that was covering and keeping you warm
Raised money for a good cause                       |  Best friend thinks you're crazy


That's all folks.
No Big Deal.

~D