LG's

Jack: sumtims i like to spll like an LG
Darlene: God, stop being such an LG!
J: naw 's two muc fun 2 b stupd cuz it maks fun o dem
D: But it's so much harder for me to read!!!
J: Okeye. know its jut fin fer meh and i git ta now dat it maks it hrdr fer u
D: i h8 u
J: i h8 u two! know dat datish settld, whe kan mooc awn to are ohn maters
D: maters soch as?
J: Okaym let's stop now, before I start talking like that
D: That would suck.
J: I'm sooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~ Tired!!!!!!!!!
D: Me too. What other matter's have we to discuss?
J: I don't know, I was just saying that to make the sentence longer :P
D: Thanks, I have a head ache now because of you
J: no prob, i hup u enjyd tht.
D: O^O

What to do in class

Darlene: I LURVE YOU
Jack: YOU DON'T LURVE ME ENOUGH O^O
D: I actually love you toooooo much!
J: FIIIIIIIIIIIING
D: Fing?
J: eeeeeeee?
D: coli for everyone!!!!
J: Infect all the people!
D: Nooooo! ...may I have an antidote for the elite?
J: Why...shouldIgiveittoyou?
D: Because you're an elite, as am I.
J: Then why do I have the antidote?
D: Because you started it, so you MUST have the antidote, otherwise we're screwed and that was the worst toake over the world plan EVER
J: mmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~ No, it's not ;) You can have the antidote, but only enought for you. We don't want you going and having anyone unmentionable now do we?
D: ....pwease? O..O'
J: ~~~~~~~~~ NO
D: PLEASE?!
J: WHY SHOULD I?!
D: Because you loooooove me?!
J: Hmmmm what do I get out of it?
D: A happy Darlene who wont try to kill you.  :3

I'm sorry!!

You guys don't know how bad I feel about not posting. It just beaks my heart, but I've been busy with school starting and a whole bunch of other life issues going on, but now I'm back!! I'm sorry, from now on I'll try and keep up to date here!! Also, I have like extreme ADD so that's why I've been so distracted as well. BUT ANYWAYS!!! nothing really interesting's happened yet. well, Unless you count school starting, making a ton of new friends, maybe getting a sort of lead role in musical theatre [after being all depressed because I'm away when the big production's going on], going to Australia in December, and getting myself a boyfriend. I think I forgot to mention that I'm gay when me and Darleen started this Blog :P sorry guys. But yeah, This school year looks like it's gonna be amazing! And hopefully sometime early next year I'll be able to go and visit some of the awesome friends I met in Jamaica who live in the USA [But Canada's waaaayyyyy better ;) ]
ANYWAYS I gotta get going, people to see places to go and all that jazz, BUT I WILL POST MORE OFTEN OKAY?! and If I don't, you guys can tell Darleen to slap me or something for breaking a promise

Hopefully that'll give me some motivation :P

                                ~J

Thank Goodness

I was beginning to think that Jack had totally left us - and me - to do this blog all by myself!  In fact I was even thinking of perhaps shutting it down because I know I'm not interesting enough to keep a blog going all by myself.  But now that Jack is more or less back (That rhymed!) I won't be needing to shut anything down or to stop my silly rantings on the interwebs.

So lately I've been a little busy with being sick and stuff so I haven't been up to too much and Ralph isn't very pleased that I haven't come to visit him.  He said that I'm not paying him enough attention, but it's not entirely my fault I was stuck in the middle of nowhere and then when I got back became rather ill!  And anyway, that awesome summer camp that Jack is going to, I too was supposed to go to that, but backed out on account of I missed home... A LOT.  I'm a little ashamed to admit it, but my bed is just sooooo comfy!!!!  ;)

Anyway, I told Ralph that if he really wanted to spend more time with me he could have swam up to the middle of nowhere seeing as the middle of nowhere had a wonderful ocean view.  Then we got into a fight and he's gone off to the Mediterranean Sea or somewhere to cool off.  I don't know, you think I was too harsh on him?  I hope not, he's a great friend and I love him dearly it was just a little spat I hope he's not too mad at me...

If you recall in one of my stories I wrote about Squid.  Do you remember?  Oh well either way, I asked him to go after Ralph and try to sort out this whole thing because I can't exactly go galavanting off to the Mediterranean right now...

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Okay, so maybe I could go off galavanting to the Mediterranean, just don't tell anyone, especially not Jack, he'd be mad I didn't bring him back anything even though the trip wasn't exactly for pleasure.  But anyway when I got there via plane, I went immediately to the shore and called for Ralph.  He didn't come right away so I just sat there for a while and waited for him.  When he finally showed up he wasn't too happy that I was there...

"What are you doing here?" Ralph asked me.

"I just thought I'd come for a visit, you know see the world and stuff," I replied casually.

"Why are you really here?"

"Because I'm sorry."

"And?"

"And I promise to spend more time with you, no more trips to the middle of nowhere... except Christmas, but I'll be sure to get you a great gift.  How does that sound?"

"Alright I suppose, but I want you to know that I really missed you."

"Aww Ralph, I missed you too!"

We then went on such a great adventure in Europe that I can't even bring myself to write it all down in the contents of the interwebs... Of course it may have something to do with the fact that then it would turn into a story and those are mine and I'm very secretive about my stories and don't want them stolen.  Perhaps when we get copyright and such I will put all of my stories back on here.  But for the time being you will just have to use your imagination to come up with the amazing times that we had in Europe ALL BY YOUR SELF.  Can you imagine that?!  Didn't think so. ;)  But ralph and I are all sorted out now and I'm going to go meet him down at the beach tomorrow for a swim.  Keep your eyes out, who knows where we might go.  Perhaps England?

No Big Deal.

~D

Sorry guys...

Sorry about being so lame and not posting anything guys :/ but at the moment, as Darleen told you, I'm in Jamaica, which means that people aren't really letting me on the computer...well, unless it's at 3 in the morning, but then I'm usually concentrating on getting into Pottermore, which is really frustrating. I was all like "ok, it's 3 a.m. here, I'm gonna go to bed because the clue is supposed to come out at like 7, so I'll wake up then" and guess what! The clue came out at THREE FREAKING THIRTY IN THE MORNING, and you know what? The whole thing closed at like 6:45. Please, please kill me.

So anywho, I'm done ranting about that now...hopefully...so other stuff I've done on my vacation!!

I've gone swimming with the dolphins, snorkeling with the sting rays and holding them and stuffs, riding around the island with the rest of my fam [minus Darleen :'( ] to go and visit some relatives that I'm not sure what to call because they're related to my other sister's husband and it's like *thinking about it makes my brain hurt and shtuffs* so they're like my...half...step..cousins..or uncles...or something...anyways, moving on!

On Wednesday, sadly, I am leave wonderful Jamaica (but I've been here for such a long time, so it's about time I left)  but then the day after I get to go to an AMAZING summer camp!! so I'm all excited. it's gonna be really great.

So I'm being kicked off the computers now... (see Darleen, people won't let me on. THAT'S my excuse of why I haven't been posting stuffs. IN YOUR FACE!) I'll try and post something when I get back from the summer camp, seeing as how they don't have computers, it would be a little hard to do that there...

Chao!!

                                                   ~J

The Middle Of Nowhere

I've been stuck in the middle of nowhere since the 5th of July.  That's my excuse for not writing anything in the past... month-ish.  Jack has no excuse because I know for  fact that he had perfectly good computers with him.  He's in Jamaica.  He still deserves no excuse because I write most of the stuff on here and all of the good stuff.  ;)  Haha, just kidding.  Don't kill me Jack.  So anyways while I've been pent up in the middle of nowhere it seems that I've missed out on a whole lot of stuff.  'Course I'm not back yet, but I've found a perfectly usable computer and felt bad about leaving you all to waste and wither away without my witty humor.  No I'm just kidding I know you don't need me, it just helps me feel better if I can convince myself that you do need me.  So back to being in the middle of nowhere... Yeah, nowhere is boring.  Don't ever travel there unless you like staring at blank walls, which I did enjoy, but no longer do.  Unless that blank wall has drying paint on it, that would certainly make nowhere much more interesting.  That's right the only way for nowhere to get interesting (and this is a long shot) is if they were to paint a wall so that people could watch it dry, that is just how boring it is here.  Well there... I'm not actully there anymore but I'm going back there in.... 6 hours-ish give or take.  Right now I'm in a little place called Cumberland, nice name no? ;)

No Big Deal

~D

Being Bald

It's no fun.  I mean it's fun because your head is fuzzy and you get petted by many people all the time.  But at the same time you're cold. ALL OF THE TIME!  That's really the only not fun part.  I just thought that y'all should know the pros and cons of no longer having hair lest you ever feel the need to join me.

PROS:                                                            |  CONS:
Extremely fuzzy head                                       |  Cold, all the time
Fun to pet                                                       |  People tend to stare
Stay cool during the summer                            |  Head sunburns
Sunscreen is bad for hair                                 |  Stuck wearing a hat or perhaps scarf
Pretty scarves are easy to find                         |  Wigs are extremely hard to come by in a mall...or anywhere.
Good excuse to drink more tea or warm          |  Everyone insists on seeing it so you're forced to take off
     substances                                                 |       whatever it was that was covering and keeping you warm
Raised money for a good cause                       |  Best friend thinks you're crazy


That's all folks.
No Big Deal.

~D