Guess What?

Hi.

There's really nothing to guess at, but Jack AND Darleen are both going to write together today, just because we can!

Well then... Jack is being a loser and totally being a Tommy texter.  I'll beat him up when he comes back to the REAL world.

Okay now that THAT has been dealt with...

Today Darleen took an exam, it socked...  And Jack did NOT take an exam!!! Today that is.

PCHSSSHHHHH!!!!

Darleen is really hyper so here is JACK, JACK OH GOODNESS WATCH OUT FRO THE TRUUU---  ooh dear, Bye Jack!!!  We'll miss you!

Well I can keep up a blog by my lonesome, can't I?  NO I CAN'T!!!!  I know!!!  Ralph can help me!!!  He won't go and get hit by a truck!!!

Ralph:  You want me to help you?  With a blog?  Where the sea dragon hunters read stuff?  No.

Darleen:  BUT RALPH, I CAN'T DO IT ALONE!!!

Ralph:  Go spring Jack out of the hospital...  I'm not helping.

3 hours later.

Darleen:  RUN JACK, RUN.  WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!  oh right you can't run... BYE AGAIN!!!

**gasping for breath far away from the hospital**  Well THAT was close...

**Back at the hospital...** Jack: Darleen?  Where did you go?

Darleen:  I feel like maybe I shouldn't have left him behind...

**Ralph appears out of nowhere next to Jack**  Jack:  WHAT?!

Ralph:  Don't ask, just get on my back.  I don't want to help Darleen with the blog.

Jack:  I can't really stand... I got hit by a truck, remember?

Ralph:  Actually I don't remember. **swoops Jack up with his wing and they fly off through an open window, unnoticed by all except someone that everyone thinks is insane.**

2 hours later...

Darleen:  I DON'T KNOW WHO I CAN USE TO FILL JACKS SPOT!!!!

Jack:  How about you just give it back?

Darleen:  No, I can't do that, you're in the hospital...THINK DARLEEN, WHO CAN YOU USE TO FILL HIS SPOT?!

Jack:  Are you sure I can't have it back?

Darleen:  Yes entirely sure, you broke both your legs and are in intensive care right now.

Jack:  You sure about that, are you?

Darleen:  YES I'M SURE!!!  **turns to yell at him**  Woah.... you're here...

Jack:  Yes yes I am, may I have my spot back...

Darleen: ...But I just told KD that she could!!!

Jack:  Sucks to be her.  I want it back

Darleen:  Okay

That was our day.  Your welcome.

~DJ