LG's

Jack: sumtims i like to spll like an LG
Darlene: God, stop being such an LG!
J: naw 's two muc fun 2 b stupd cuz it maks fun o dem
D: But it's so much harder for me to read!!!
J: Okeye. know its jut fin fer meh and i git ta now dat it maks it hrdr fer u
D: i h8 u
J: i h8 u two! know dat datish settld, whe kan mooc awn to are ohn maters
D: maters soch as?
J: Okaym let's stop now, before I start talking like that
D: That would suck.
J: I'm sooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~ Tired!!!!!!!!!
D: Me too. What other matter's have we to discuss?
J: I don't know, I was just saying that to make the sentence longer :P
D: Thanks, I have a head ache now because of you
J: no prob, i hup u enjyd tht.
D: O^O