Sorry about being so lame and not posting anything guys :/ but at the moment, as Darleen told you, I'm in Jamaica, which means that people aren't really letting me on the computer...well, unless it's at 3 in the morning, but then I'm usually concentrating on getting into Pottermore, which is really frustrating. I was all like "ok, it's 3 a.m. here, I'm gonna go to bed because the clue is supposed to come out at like 7, so I'll wake up then" and guess what! The clue came out at THREE FREAKING THIRTY IN THE MORNING, and you know what? The whole thing closed at like 6:45. Please, please kill me.
So anywho, I'm done ranting about that now...hopefully...so other stuff I've done on my vacation!!
I've gone swimming with the dolphins, snorkeling with the sting rays and holding them and stuffs, riding around the island with the rest of my fam [minus Darleen :'( ] to go and visit some relatives that I'm not sure what to call because they're related to my other sister's husband and it's like *thinking about it makes my brain hurt and shtuffs* so they're like my...half...step..cousins..or uncles...or something...anyways, moving on!
On Wednesday, sadly, I am leave wonderful Jamaica (but I've been here for such a long time, so it's about time I left) but then the day after I get to go to an AMAZING summer camp!! so I'm all excited. it's gonna be really great.
So I'm being kicked off the computers now... (see Darleen, people won't let me on. THAT'S my excuse of why I haven't been posting stuffs. IN YOUR FACE!) I'll try and post something when I get back from the summer camp, seeing as how they don't have computers, it would be a little hard to do that there...
Chao!!
~J
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
The Middle Of Nowhere
I've been stuck in the middle of nowhere since the 5th of July. That's my excuse for not writing anything in the past... month-ish. Jack has no excuse because I know for fact that he had perfectly good computers with him. He's in Jamaica. He still deserves no excuse because I write most of the stuff on here and all of the good stuff. ;) Haha, just kidding. Don't kill me Jack. So anyways while I've been pent up in the middle of nowhere it seems that I've missed out on a whole lot of stuff. 'Course I'm not back yet, but I've found a perfectly usable computer and felt bad about leaving you all to waste and wither away without my witty humor. No I'm just kidding I know you don't need me, it just helps me feel better if I can convince myself that you do need me. So back to being in the middle of nowhere... Yeah, nowhere is boring. Don't ever travel there unless you like staring at blank walls, which I did enjoy, but no longer do. Unless that blank wall has drying paint on it, that would certainly make nowhere much more interesting. That's right the only way for nowhere to get interesting (and this is a long shot) is if they were to paint a wall so that people could watch it dry, that is just how boring it is here. Well there... I'm not actully there anymore but I'm going back there in.... 6 hours-ish give or take. Right now I'm in a little place called Cumberland, nice name no? ;)
No Big Deal
~D
No Big Deal
~D
Friday, July 1, 2011
Being Bald
It's no fun. I mean it's fun because your head is fuzzy and you get petted by many people all the time. But at the same time you're cold. ALL OF THE TIME! That's really the only not fun part. I just thought that y'all should know the pros and cons of no longer having hair lest you ever feel the need to join me.
PROS: | CONS:
Extremely fuzzy head | Cold, all the time
Fun to pet | People tend to stare
Stay cool during the summer | Head sunburns
Sunscreen is bad for hair | Stuck wearing a hat or perhaps scarf
Pretty scarves are easy to find | Wigs are extremely hard to come by in a mall...or anywhere.
Good excuse to drink more tea or warm | Everyone insists on seeing it so you're forced to take off
substances | whatever it was that was covering and keeping you warm
Raised money for a good cause | Best friend thinks you're crazy
That's all folks.
No Big Deal.
PROS: | CONS:
Extremely fuzzy head | Cold, all the time
Fun to pet | People tend to stare
Stay cool during the summer | Head sunburns
Sunscreen is bad for hair | Stuck wearing a hat or perhaps scarf
Pretty scarves are easy to find | Wigs are extremely hard to come by in a mall...or anywhere.
Good excuse to drink more tea or warm | Everyone insists on seeing it so you're forced to take off
substances | whatever it was that was covering and keeping you warm
Raised money for a good cause | Best friend thinks you're crazy
That's all folks.
No Big Deal.
~D
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Word of the Week
“Mamihlapinatapai: A look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.”
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Fun with Syllables and Octagons
So if you read that as syllables and octagons, then you are mistaken. You are putting the em-PHA-sis on the wrong syll-AH-ble. It's actually pronounced as syll-AH-bles and oc-TAH-gons. You know, like dragons combined with octopi.
So as we were walking to school today, Jack and Darlene- us, we started to think how cool it would be if we could just open a dimension and have an adventure on our walks. So we decided to try it. This is the totally true and not at all made up way that things happened this morning.\
As we were walking down the street we decided that to make things more interesting we would go to the dimension of Crouf. In Crouf there are octagons and squirds. An octagon is an octopus crossed with a dragon. They are pretty terrifying and should never be messed with. Now a squird is a cross between a squid, and a bird. They too are very dangerous and should not be messed with.
When we entered Crouf, we were immediately met by a monk who told us we were the chosen saviors of their land. Sort of like Hyrule. Ya know, like Link from Legend of Zelda, only there's two of us. The monk quickly told us the monster's stat's and then told us to "get on with it already." Rude, no? Yeah well so we began to fight the octagons and squirds, which was very difficult.
The octagons and squirds almost beat us but we ran off to heal and go get some skills from the skills shoppe down the road. When we got to the skills shoppe, we found out that our skills did not follow us from our past dimension and we had to start over again. Luckily for us every time we hit the octagons or squirds we gained 7 points for using a sword, 3 for damage, and 5 because we're us. So after our fight with the octagons and squirds we had racked ourselves up quite a few points. The only problem was that everything in that dimension cost 12 times more then it did in our old dimension so we still didn't have enough! But then the monk appeared to give us hints because we had leveled up during our fight with the octagons and squirds. The monk said to us, "You, young ones can now bring anything out of your imagination into reality." We squealed with joy and ran around the store picking up skills we wanted.
When we got the the register the store clerk looked at us and our piles of skills dubiously. We immediately imagined bags of skills points behind our backs and offered them to the clerk. After we had finished purchasing our skills we went back out to fight the octagons and squirds. We killed them all in under 5 minutes. Then Jack said, "Hey, I wonder what would happen if I were to imagine a giant man eating Sasquatch who couldn't be defeated by any tool of destruction built before now..." And of course it appeared out of Jacks mind and started tearing apart the whole town.
Word got around that it was Jack who created the monster and a giant mob chased us out of their dimension shouting, "YOU TERRIBLE NINJAS!!! NEVER COME BACK HERE, EVER AGAIN!!!"
So we left their dimension and came back to ours. Right in front of our school.
"Being ninjas was fun while it lasted, at least," Darlene said.
"Yeah. Too bad we can't ever go back," Jack replied.
"Maybe one day they'll forget about us..."
"It was a man eating Sasquatch that couldn't be destroyed."
"You're right. We'll go back after school."
No Big Deal.
So as we were walking to school today, Jack and Darlene- us, we started to think how cool it would be if we could just open a dimension and have an adventure on our walks. So we decided to try it. This is the totally true and not at all made up way that things happened this morning.\
As we were walking down the street we decided that to make things more interesting we would go to the dimension of Crouf. In Crouf there are octagons and squirds. An octagon is an octopus crossed with a dragon. They are pretty terrifying and should never be messed with. Now a squird is a cross between a squid, and a bird. They too are very dangerous and should not be messed with.
When we entered Crouf, we were immediately met by a monk who told us we were the chosen saviors of their land. Sort of like Hyrule. Ya know, like Link from Legend of Zelda, only there's two of us. The monk quickly told us the monster's stat's and then told us to "get on with it already." Rude, no? Yeah well so we began to fight the octagons and squirds, which was very difficult.
The octagons and squirds almost beat us but we ran off to heal and go get some skills from the skills shoppe down the road. When we got to the skills shoppe, we found out that our skills did not follow us from our past dimension and we had to start over again. Luckily for us every time we hit the octagons or squirds we gained 7 points for using a sword, 3 for damage, and 5 because we're us. So after our fight with the octagons and squirds we had racked ourselves up quite a few points. The only problem was that everything in that dimension cost 12 times more then it did in our old dimension so we still didn't have enough! But then the monk appeared to give us hints because we had leveled up during our fight with the octagons and squirds. The monk said to us, "You, young ones can now bring anything out of your imagination into reality." We squealed with joy and ran around the store picking up skills we wanted.
When we got the the register the store clerk looked at us and our piles of skills dubiously. We immediately imagined bags of skills points behind our backs and offered them to the clerk. After we had finished purchasing our skills we went back out to fight the octagons and squirds. We killed them all in under 5 minutes. Then Jack said, "Hey, I wonder what would happen if I were to imagine a giant man eating Sasquatch who couldn't be defeated by any tool of destruction built before now..." And of course it appeared out of Jacks mind and started tearing apart the whole town.
Word got around that it was Jack who created the monster and a giant mob chased us out of their dimension shouting, "YOU TERRIBLE NINJAS!!! NEVER COME BACK HERE, EVER AGAIN!!!"
So we left their dimension and came back to ours. Right in front of our school.
"Being ninjas was fun while it lasted, at least," Darlene said.
"Yeah. Too bad we can't ever go back," Jack replied.
"Maybe one day they'll forget about us..."
"It was a man eating Sasquatch that couldn't be destroyed."
"You're right. We'll go back after school."
No Big Deal.
-DJ
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