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LURASP KANGAROSS FLYING OVER EUROPES SKIES!
That's right, Kangaross!
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
I apologize.
Sorry about what I just did if you noticed. I had to take down my Ralph stories because they are far too precious to me to be out in the open without copyright, I apologize greatly but there will be no more stories about Ralph on for more than a few days whenever or ifever they do happen to come up. So be sure to visit often to check for new stuff.
A Bit of a Big Deal.
~D
A Bit of a Big Deal.
~D
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Monty Python
This is essential knowledge for survival out in the real world.
Just thought you should know. No Big Deal.
~D
Just thought you should know. No Big Deal.
~D
Friday, January 28, 2011
An adventure! At 3 in the morning...
Hey again! it's Jack.
So me and Little Pete went to Timmy ho's and get some drinks, and stayed there for like an hour and had fun! The lady at the counter was nice and actually got my drink right! so i was super happy!. While we were sitting a whole bunch of awesome songs came on, and me being tired started singing along. It was interesting. I was amused at how the lady would walk in one door and out a different one that didn't look like it connected in any way.
The lady decided to mop the floor after awhile, thus trapping us in a square of dry. I eventually got bored and decided to read the commercials over and over again until the floor got dry. It took such a long time!! but it was worth the wait. When we left we bid the lady goodbye and took our leave, wishing her a good shift.
So later when we finally got back we decided to play chess. It was all going to plan until peter was about to beat me. It was the i decided to break the rules. Kings were now allowed to move two spaces at a time. This turned the whole game around. Little Pete decided to try and beat me even though i was still winning. He managed to get his king to the other side and demanded that he become a hermaphrodite. so now he has a king/queen/hermaphrodite piece and i'm screwed.
So he's almost about to lose again (don't ask me how this happened, i don't even remember) and then he decides queens can now move as every kind of piece. so then he goes after me again thinking he can win, and then moves into check, and i decide not to tell him because we've been going at it for at least half an hour. Yeah, we're cool like that.
So that was my adventure at three in the morning.
~J
So me and Little Pete went to Timmy ho's and get some drinks, and stayed there for like an hour and had fun! The lady at the counter was nice and actually got my drink right! so i was super happy!. While we were sitting a whole bunch of awesome songs came on, and me being tired started singing along. It was interesting. I was amused at how the lady would walk in one door and out a different one that didn't look like it connected in any way.
The lady decided to mop the floor after awhile, thus trapping us in a square of dry. I eventually got bored and decided to read the commercials over and over again until the floor got dry. It took such a long time!! but it was worth the wait. When we left we bid the lady goodbye and took our leave, wishing her a good shift.
So later when we finally got back we decided to play chess. It was all going to plan until peter was about to beat me. It was the i decided to break the rules. Kings were now allowed to move two spaces at a time. This turned the whole game around. Little Pete decided to try and beat me even though i was still winning. He managed to get his king to the other side and demanded that he become a hermaphrodite. so now he has a king/queen/hermaphrodite piece and i'm screwed.
So he's almost about to lose again (don't ask me how this happened, i don't even remember) and then he decides queens can now move as every kind of piece. so then he goes after me again thinking he can win, and then moves into check, and i decide not to tell him because we've been going at it for at least half an hour. Yeah, we're cool like that.
So that was my adventure at three in the morning.
~J
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Being freaks
Hey, it's Jack.
So i'm just sitting here with Little Pete at his house! we're being freaks and singing along with LIGHTS because she's our favorite :)
Earlier we went out to Allen's house earlier and chatted for awhile. It was fun! we talked for about 2ish hours i think. So random. Dead chickens, Narwhals and Magic dolphins. Yup. Ordinary! of course we are :) and we're probs go out later to Timmy ho's. Because we live in Canada and Timmy ho's is amazing. Hopefully they don't mess up my order this time.
Let me Explain. Last time i went to Timmy ho's they messed up my order. I wanted an English breakfast tea with one sugar and a shot of vanilla, but no. They decided to chat each other up about how attractive they thought i was. So instead i only got a English breakfast tea. I was flattered, but it tasted awfully like coffee...ew...i despise coffee...and Little Pete is probably giving me bad looks because he is in love with coffee. He is so in love that his alarm clock doubles as a coffee maker. OH WELL! but yeah.
The moral of this story is this. If you ever work at Timmy ho's, don't talk about the attractiveness of the guy who's ordering, especially not audibly so audibly as so that he can hear you...oh, and i forgot to mention, as i was leaving the next guy in line shouted at me "HEY BLONDIE! THESE TWO GIRLS HERE THINK YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE!" so yeah. Fun times!
Well that's my story. being a freak is fun :) until next time!!!!
~ §J§
So i'm just sitting here with Little Pete at his house! we're being freaks and singing along with LIGHTS because she's our favorite :)
Earlier we went out to Allen's house earlier and chatted for awhile. It was fun! we talked for about 2ish hours i think. So random. Dead chickens, Narwhals and Magic dolphins. Yup. Ordinary! of course we are :) and we're probs go out later to Timmy ho's. Because we live in Canada and Timmy ho's is amazing. Hopefully they don't mess up my order this time.
Let me Explain. Last time i went to Timmy ho's they messed up my order. I wanted an English breakfast tea with one sugar and a shot of vanilla, but no. They decided to chat each other up about how attractive they thought i was. So instead i only got a English breakfast tea. I was flattered, but it tasted awfully like coffee...ew...i despise coffee...and Little Pete is probably giving me bad looks because he is in love with coffee. He is so in love that his alarm clock doubles as a coffee maker. OH WELL! but yeah.
The moral of this story is this. If you ever work at Timmy ho's, don't talk about the attractiveness of the guy who's ordering, especially not audibly so audibly as so that he can hear you...oh, and i forgot to mention, as i was leaving the next guy in line shouted at me "HEY BLONDIE! THESE TWO GIRLS HERE THINK YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE!" so yeah. Fun times!
Well that's my story. being a freak is fun :) until next time!!!!
~ §J§
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Guess What?
Hi.
There's really nothing to guess at, but Jack AND Darleen are both going to write together today, just because we can!
Well then... Jack is being a loser and totally being a Tommy texter. I'll beat him up when he comes back to the REAL world.
Okay now that THAT has been dealt with...
Today Darleen took an exam, it socked... And Jack did NOT take an exam!!! Today that is.
PCHSSSHHHHH!!!!
Darleen is really hyper so here is JACK, JACK OH GOODNESS WATCH OUT FRO THE TRUUU--- ooh dear, Bye Jack!!! We'll miss you!
Well I can keep up a blog by my lonesome, can't I? NO I CAN'T!!!! I know!!! Ralph can help me!!! He won't go and get hit by a truck!!!
Ralph: You want me to help you? With a blog? Where the sea dragon hunters read stuff? No.
Darleen: BUT RALPH, I CAN'T DO IT ALONE!!!
Ralph: Go spring Jack out of the hospital... I'm not helping.
3 hours later.
Darleen: RUN JACK, RUN. WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!! oh right you can't run... BYE AGAIN!!!
**gasping for breath far away from the hospital** Well THAT was close...
**Back at the hospital...** Jack: Darleen? Where did you go?
Darleen: I feel like maybe I shouldn't have left him behind...
**Ralph appears out of nowhere next to Jack** Jack: WHAT?!
Ralph: Don't ask, just get on my back. I don't want to help Darleen with the blog.
Jack: I can't really stand... I got hit by a truck, remember?
Ralph: Actually I don't remember. **swoops Jack up with his wing and they fly off through an open window, unnoticed by all except someone that everyone thinks is insane.**
2 hours later...
Darleen: I DON'T KNOW WHO I CAN USE TO FILL JACKS SPOT!!!!
Jack: How about you just give it back?
Darleen: No, I can't do that, you're in the hospital...THINK DARLEEN, WHO CAN YOU USE TO FILL HIS SPOT?!
Jack: Are you sure I can't have it back?
Darleen: Yes entirely sure, you broke both your legs and are in intensive care right now.
Jack: You sure about that, are you?
Darleen: YES I'M SURE!!! **turns to yell at him** Woah.... you're here...
Jack: Yes yes I am, may I have my spot back...
Darleen: ...But I just told KD that she could!!!
Jack: Sucks to be her. I want it back
Darleen: Okay
That was our day. Your welcome.
~DJ
There's really nothing to guess at, but Jack AND Darleen are both going to write together today, just because we can!
Well then... Jack is being a loser and totally being a Tommy texter. I'll beat him up when he comes back to the REAL world.
Okay now that THAT has been dealt with...
Today Darleen took an exam, it socked... And Jack did NOT take an exam!!! Today that is.
PCHSSSHHHHH!!!!
Darleen is really hyper so here is JACK, JACK OH GOODNESS WATCH OUT FRO THE TRUUU--- ooh dear, Bye Jack!!! We'll miss you!
Well I can keep up a blog by my lonesome, can't I? NO I CAN'T!!!! I know!!! Ralph can help me!!! He won't go and get hit by a truck!!!
Ralph: You want me to help you? With a blog? Where the sea dragon hunters read stuff? No.
Darleen: BUT RALPH, I CAN'T DO IT ALONE!!!
Ralph: Go spring Jack out of the hospital... I'm not helping.
3 hours later.
Darleen: RUN JACK, RUN. WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!! oh right you can't run... BYE AGAIN!!!
**gasping for breath far away from the hospital** Well THAT was close...
**Back at the hospital...** Jack: Darleen? Where did you go?
Darleen: I feel like maybe I shouldn't have left him behind...
**Ralph appears out of nowhere next to Jack** Jack: WHAT?!
Ralph: Don't ask, just get on my back. I don't want to help Darleen with the blog.
Jack: I can't really stand... I got hit by a truck, remember?
Ralph: Actually I don't remember. **swoops Jack up with his wing and they fly off through an open window, unnoticed by all except someone that everyone thinks is insane.**
2 hours later...
Darleen: I DON'T KNOW WHO I CAN USE TO FILL JACKS SPOT!!!!
Jack: How about you just give it back?
Darleen: No, I can't do that, you're in the hospital...THINK DARLEEN, WHO CAN YOU USE TO FILL HIS SPOT?!
Jack: Are you sure I can't have it back?
Darleen: Yes entirely sure, you broke both your legs and are in intensive care right now.
Jack: You sure about that, are you?
Darleen: YES I'M SURE!!! **turns to yell at him** Woah.... you're here...
Jack: Yes yes I am, may I have my spot back...
Darleen: ...But I just told KD that she could!!!
Jack: Sucks to be her. I want it back
Darleen: Okay
That was our day. Your welcome.
~DJ
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