Wednesday, April 27, 2011
A blog made by our friends
So I recently helped some of our friends start their own blog, it's about awkward situations that happen in their everyday life. It's really funny, and I think you might like it, so...look for it!
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Friday, April 22, 2011
Why i've been MIA
Hey internet peoples, I realized that i've been MIA for the last little while so i'll fill you in about what's happened in my life.
So when I was sick that while ago, it turned out that I had pneumonia. Then, to top it all off, a little while ago I blacked out and had to go to the hospital!!!! fun adventures. I'll explain.
Me, Tara, and Ron decided to go swimming. We arrived at the pool and got changed and everything, then Ron and I waited in the pool until Tara, Being the slowpoke that she is at getting changed, waltzed over to us. We chatted for about half an hour about random stuff like clubs, raving, and life in general, until we decided to go into the hot tub. We sat in the hot tub for 15 minutes before we decided that, again, we wanted to switch pools. I stood up slowly and rested against this half-wall thing in-between the hot tub and some showers when it started happening.
What I remember is that, I suddenly had tunnel vision, and then everything went black, then suddenly everything was sideways, people were going "WOAH!!!" in worried and frantic voices, then I remember feeling myself hit the water. Suddenly I was sitting on the stairs with people like "OMG ARE YOU OK?!" and i was like "of course i am, why wouldn't I be?" because I didn't actually remember what happened until later, so i was just confused as to how I got on the steps.
A couple seconds later a lifeguard rushed over with an oxygen tank and made me lean against the wall while she took down information about me. It was all very frustrating because she wanted me to tell her things but keep the mask on, which was very hard to do. Here's how it went.
Lifeguard: "so what's your name?"
Me: *removes air mask* "it's Ja-"
Lifeguard: "please sir, keep the mask on"
Me: "mhf mmffffhhh"
Lifeguard: "I'm sorry what?"
Me: *takes off mask again* "I said, it's jack"
Lifeguard: "sir, I asked you to please keep the mask on. don't take it off"
That continued for ab out 10 minutes before I turned to Tara, took off the mask, and said
"Tara, you answer the stupid questions.I'm tired of arguing with the lifeguard, and Ron isn't much help hitting on the other lifeguard"
You see, Ron hits on just about everyone. Guys and girls alike. So this wasn't abnormal. Although, I don't think he would have been much help anyways considering he doesn't really know much of the information about me that they were asking for.
They called my parents and they freaked out ans stuff, then they were forced to take me to the hospital, only to wait for three or fourish hours to take blood tests, and electrocardiogram, and x-rays, only to tell me that i was completely fine and could go home. The only information that they gave me other than that I was completely fine (which was wrong, by the by. When I fell, I landed on the corner of the hot tub with my tailbone, then fell on some lady. good times. Then i decided to go to gymnastics two days later!! so painful...) and that it most likely happened because i'm in recovery from pneumonia.
It was a...weird experience...to say the least. I wouldn't suggest blacking out anytime soon. Hopefully i'll be able to post more (and a lot of intresting stuff happens really soon!!) well bye internetarians!!!!!!!!
~J
So when I was sick that while ago, it turned out that I had pneumonia. Then, to top it all off, a little while ago I blacked out and had to go to the hospital!!!! fun adventures. I'll explain.
Me, Tara, and Ron decided to go swimming. We arrived at the pool and got changed and everything, then Ron and I waited in the pool until Tara, Being the slowpoke that she is at getting changed, waltzed over to us. We chatted for about half an hour about random stuff like clubs, raving, and life in general, until we decided to go into the hot tub. We sat in the hot tub for 15 minutes before we decided that, again, we wanted to switch pools. I stood up slowly and rested against this half-wall thing in-between the hot tub and some showers when it started happening.
What I remember is that, I suddenly had tunnel vision, and then everything went black, then suddenly everything was sideways, people were going "WOAH!!!" in worried and frantic voices, then I remember feeling myself hit the water. Suddenly I was sitting on the stairs with people like "OMG ARE YOU OK?!" and i was like "of course i am, why wouldn't I be?" because I didn't actually remember what happened until later, so i was just confused as to how I got on the steps.
A couple seconds later a lifeguard rushed over with an oxygen tank and made me lean against the wall while she took down information about me. It was all very frustrating because she wanted me to tell her things but keep the mask on, which was very hard to do. Here's how it went.
Lifeguard: "so what's your name?"
Me: *removes air mask* "it's Ja-"
Lifeguard: "please sir, keep the mask on"
Me: "mhf mmffffhhh"
Lifeguard: "I'm sorry what?"
Me: *takes off mask again* "I said, it's jack"
Lifeguard: "sir, I asked you to please keep the mask on. don't take it off"
That continued for ab out 10 minutes before I turned to Tara, took off the mask, and said
"Tara, you answer the stupid questions.I'm tired of arguing with the lifeguard, and Ron isn't much help hitting on the other lifeguard"
You see, Ron hits on just about everyone. Guys and girls alike. So this wasn't abnormal. Although, I don't think he would have been much help anyways considering he doesn't really know much of the information about me that they were asking for.
They called my parents and they freaked out ans stuff, then they were forced to take me to the hospital, only to wait for three or fourish hours to take blood tests, and electrocardiogram, and x-rays, only to tell me that i was completely fine and could go home. The only information that they gave me other than that I was completely fine (which was wrong, by the by. When I fell, I landed on the corner of the hot tub with my tailbone, then fell on some lady. good times. Then i decided to go to gymnastics two days later!! so painful...) and that it most likely happened because i'm in recovery from pneumonia.
It was a...weird experience...to say the least. I wouldn't suggest blacking out anytime soon. Hopefully i'll be able to post more (and a lot of intresting stuff happens really soon!!) well bye internetarians!!!!!!!!
~J
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Seasons
I noticed something yesterday that I had never noticed before. If you were to play a years worth of seasons backwards the only difference would be: flowers un-bloom, instead of leaves falling and changing colour in fall they would float back up to the tree and change colours, and the leaves on trees would grow back into the trees in Spring instead.... oh and precipitation would fall backwards. Other than those few differences there's not much else different, it would still slowly get colder before winter, and slowly get warmer afterwards. Summer would still be warm and winter would still be cold. Just Minor Differences.
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Monday, April 11, 2011
Look at you.
“Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the musicyou want to listen to. Play it loud as fuck and dance to it. Go out for a drive at midnight and forget that you have school the next day. Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours. When are you going to realize that you can do whatever you want?”
Thursday, March 31, 2011
So, I must tell you about this awesome new thing I found out about the other day. There are to be considered multiple different googles. Their actually called Google custom searches, but they're really great. Don't be afraid to say which one is your favorite, mine is the dinosaur one! Here's a list:
- bigbluesearch.com - blue google
- bigyellowsearch.com - yellow google
- blackle.com - energy saving
- caliorange.com - California/orange
- darkoogle.com - prettier energy saving
- dinoogle.com - dinosaur themed google !!!
- donttypelikethis.com - annoying google types like ThIs
- elgoog.com - mirror/backwards
- emogoogle.com - google for emo fashion kids
- Epicgoogle.com - enlarging google
- weeniegoogle.com - little bro to epic google
- givoogle.com - another energy saving one
- gizoogle.com - animated google
- googleloco.com - loco!!!
- googlerainbow.com - Rainbow
- google.bearshare.com - cuddly bear
- google.com/linux - linux google
- google.com/logos - google logos
- google.hacker.com - google in web language(a.k.a. hacker language)
- google.klingon.com - klingon google
- google.com/webhp?hl=xx-piglatin - piglatin!
- googlegothic.com - gothic
- googoth.co.in - goth google
- gothle.com - just darker, pretty lame
- helpuu.com - helping starving kids google
- isearchpink.com
- mysterygoogle.com - type something in and get what the last person said not yours...NO LONGER EXISTS!!! :'(
- ninja.com - ninja google
- oranjoogle.com - orange google
- google.pacman.com - back when you could play pacman on google
- pinkgoogle.com - pink google
- purpoogle.com - background screen is a dark pinkish-purple
- scenegoogle.com - google for scene fashion kids
- yellowgoogle.com - google being yellow
Yeah so that's all that I've found so far, there's probably lots more, if you find any I'd love to see them. Also don't forget to tell me *your* favorite!!!
~D
Monday, March 28, 2011
Being sick is one of my least favorite things to do...
Hey all yous internet folks out there on this wonderful blog!!
So as you guys can all probably tell by the title of this blog, I am sick. Being sick is the worst thing in the world to me because when I get sick, I get really sick (At least from my perspective anyways) take now for example. I've been sick for the past...I estimate at about 4 days now, probably a little longer because i'm terrible at anything to do with math terms.
So I was babysitting my older sisters three kids for the night and I started getting a massive headache or migraine or whatever you call it. Me, being full of great ideas and whatnot, decided to turn on the TV so I could fall asleep on the couch, wrong decision. As soon as it was on the speakers blasted out my eardrums, making my head whatever a whole bunch worse. After writhing in pain for a couple minutes on the couch and flinging my arms in all directions looking for the remote I threw across the room, I opened my eyes and saw it lying on the floor beside the monster sounds generating machine.
I rolled off the couch, determined to roll at the remote and somehow run over it with a pointy body part. Well, I succeeded in running over the remote, except I hit the surround sound button. I had finally had enough and attacked the TV, shutting off every power button I could see and finally, the monster died. I decided to go to bed because I was convinced at that point i was dying, and Sister didn't tell me where the Advil and such were
To this day I am lying on my floor in a sleeping bag, over heating but freezing to death and wasting away whilst puking, wondering if i'll die in the night
Night fair blog readers!! lets hope i make ti through the night...
~J
So as you guys can all probably tell by the title of this blog, I am sick. Being sick is the worst thing in the world to me because when I get sick, I get really sick (At least from my perspective anyways) take now for example. I've been sick for the past...I estimate at about 4 days now, probably a little longer because i'm terrible at anything to do with math terms.
So I was babysitting my older sisters three kids for the night and I started getting a massive headache or migraine or whatever you call it. Me, being full of great ideas and whatnot, decided to turn on the TV so I could fall asleep on the couch, wrong decision. As soon as it was on the speakers blasted out my eardrums, making my head whatever a whole bunch worse. After writhing in pain for a couple minutes on the couch and flinging my arms in all directions looking for the remote I threw across the room, I opened my eyes and saw it lying on the floor beside the monster sounds generating machine.
I rolled off the couch, determined to roll at the remote and somehow run over it with a pointy body part. Well, I succeeded in running over the remote, except I hit the surround sound button. I had finally had enough and attacked the TV, shutting off every power button I could see and finally, the monster died. I decided to go to bed because I was convinced at that point i was dying, and Sister didn't tell me where the Advil and such were
To this day I am lying on my floor in a sleeping bag, over heating but freezing to death and wasting away whilst puking, wondering if i'll die in the night
Night fair blog readers!! lets hope i make ti through the night...
~J
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