LG's

Jack: sumtims i like to spll like an LG
Darlene: God, stop being such an LG!
J: naw 's two muc fun 2 b stupd cuz it maks fun o dem
D: But it's so much harder for me to read!!!
J: Okeye. know its jut fin fer meh and i git ta now dat it maks it hrdr fer u
D: i h8 u
J: i h8 u two! know dat datish settld, whe kan mooc awn to are ohn maters
D: maters soch as?
J: Okaym let's stop now, before I start talking like that
D: That would suck.
J: I'm sooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~ Tired!!!!!!!!!
D: Me too. What other matter's have we to discuss?
J: I don't know, I was just saying that to make the sentence longer :P
D: Thanks, I have a head ache now because of you
J: no prob, i hup u enjyd tht.
D: O^O

What to do in class

Darlene: I LURVE YOU
Jack: YOU DON'T LURVE ME ENOUGH O^O
D: I actually love you toooooo much!
J: FIIIIIIIIIIIING
D: Fing?
J: eeeeeeee?
D: coli for everyone!!!!
J: Infect all the people!
D: Nooooo! ...may I have an antidote for the elite?
J: Why...shouldIgiveittoyou?
D: Because you're an elite, as am I.
J: Then why do I have the antidote?
D: Because you started it, so you MUST have the antidote, otherwise we're screwed and that was the worst toake over the world plan EVER
J: mmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~ No, it's not ;) You can have the antidote, but only enought for you. We don't want you going and having anyone unmentionable now do we?
D: ....pwease? O..O'
J: ~~~~~~~~~ NO
D: PLEASE?!
J: WHY SHOULD I?!
D: Because you loooooove me?!
J: Hmmmm what do I get out of it?
D: A happy Darlene who wont try to kill you.  :3