Thank Goodness

I was beginning to think that Jack had totally left us - and me - to do this blog all by myself!  In fact I was even thinking of perhaps shutting it down because I know I'm not interesting enough to keep a blog going all by myself.  But now that Jack is more or less back (That rhymed!) I won't be needing to shut anything down or to stop my silly rantings on the interwebs.

So lately I've been a little busy with being sick and stuff so I haven't been up to too much and Ralph isn't very pleased that I haven't come to visit him.  He said that I'm not paying him enough attention, but it's not entirely my fault I was stuck in the middle of nowhere and then when I got back became rather ill!  And anyway, that awesome summer camp that Jack is going to, I too was supposed to go to that, but backed out on account of I missed home... A LOT.  I'm a little ashamed to admit it, but my bed is just sooooo comfy!!!!  ;)

Anyway, I told Ralph that if he really wanted to spend more time with me he could have swam up to the middle of nowhere seeing as the middle of nowhere had a wonderful ocean view.  Then we got into a fight and he's gone off to the Mediterranean Sea or somewhere to cool off.  I don't know, you think I was too harsh on him?  I hope not, he's a great friend and I love him dearly it was just a little spat I hope he's not too mad at me...

If you recall in one of my stories I wrote about Squid.  Do you remember?  Oh well either way, I asked him to go after Ralph and try to sort out this whole thing because I can't exactly go galavanting off to the Mediterranean right now...

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Okay, so maybe I could go off galavanting to the Mediterranean, just don't tell anyone, especially not Jack, he'd be mad I didn't bring him back anything even though the trip wasn't exactly for pleasure.  But anyway when I got there via plane, I went immediately to the shore and called for Ralph.  He didn't come right away so I just sat there for a while and waited for him.  When he finally showed up he wasn't too happy that I was there...

"What are you doing here?" Ralph asked me.

"I just thought I'd come for a visit, you know see the world and stuff," I replied casually.

"Why are you really here?"

"Because I'm sorry."

"And?"

"And I promise to spend more time with you, no more trips to the middle of nowhere... except Christmas, but I'll be sure to get you a great gift.  How does that sound?"

"Alright I suppose, but I want you to know that I really missed you."

"Aww Ralph, I missed you too!"

We then went on such a great adventure in Europe that I can't even bring myself to write it all down in the contents of the interwebs... Of course it may have something to do with the fact that then it would turn into a story and those are mine and I'm very secretive about my stories and don't want them stolen.  Perhaps when we get copyright and such I will put all of my stories back on here.  But for the time being you will just have to use your imagination to come up with the amazing times that we had in Europe ALL BY YOUR SELF.  Can you imagine that?!  Didn't think so. ;)  But ralph and I are all sorted out now and I'm going to go meet him down at the beach tomorrow for a swim.  Keep your eyes out, who knows where we might go.  Perhaps England?

No Big Deal.

~D