The Middle Of Nowhere

I've been stuck in the middle of nowhere since the 5th of July.  That's my excuse for not writing anything in the past... month-ish.  Jack has no excuse because I know for  fact that he had perfectly good computers with him.  He's in Jamaica.  He still deserves no excuse because I write most of the stuff on here and all of the good stuff.  ;)  Haha, just kidding.  Don't kill me Jack.  So anyways while I've been pent up in the middle of nowhere it seems that I've missed out on a whole lot of stuff.  'Course I'm not back yet, but I've found a perfectly usable computer and felt bad about leaving you all to waste and wither away without my witty humor.  No I'm just kidding I know you don't need me, it just helps me feel better if I can convince myself that you do need me.  So back to being in the middle of nowhere... Yeah, nowhere is boring.  Don't ever travel there unless you like staring at blank walls, which I did enjoy, but no longer do.  Unless that blank wall has drying paint on it, that would certainly make nowhere much more interesting.  That's right the only way for nowhere to get interesting (and this is a long shot) is if they were to paint a wall so that people could watch it dry, that is just how boring it is here.  Well there... I'm not actully there anymore but I'm going back there in.... 6 hours-ish give or take.  Right now I'm in a little place called Cumberland, nice name no? ;)

No Big Deal

~D

Being Bald

It's no fun.  I mean it's fun because your head is fuzzy and you get petted by many people all the time.  But at the same time you're cold. ALL OF THE TIME!  That's really the only not fun part.  I just thought that y'all should know the pros and cons of no longer having hair lest you ever feel the need to join me.

PROS:                                                            |  CONS:
Extremely fuzzy head                                       |  Cold, all the time
Fun to pet                                                       |  People tend to stare
Stay cool during the summer                            |  Head sunburns
Sunscreen is bad for hair                                 |  Stuck wearing a hat or perhaps scarf
Pretty scarves are easy to find                         |  Wigs are extremely hard to come by in a mall...or anywhere.
Good excuse to drink more tea or warm          |  Everyone insists on seeing it so you're forced to take off
     substances                                                 |       whatever it was that was covering and keeping you warm
Raised money for a good cause                       |  Best friend thinks you're crazy


That's all folks.
No Big Deal.

~D

Word of the Week

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Bucolic: In a lovely rural setting.