why Darleen and I can't have snowball fights

Hey all! it's jack!! haven't posted anything in awhile, so here ya go!!

Today at school, Darleen and I decided (or rather, she decided for me) that we were going to start making King Snowman the Human Eater the 2nd at lunch. You see, we live in Canada, so it's snowy. It doesn't snow a lot where we live though so we took the chance to be lurasp (not that we aren't ALL THE TIME). So we were in the middle of building his throne when this next convorsation took place

Me: "Hey Darleen?"
D:"Yeah jack?"
Me: "We should have a snowball fight!"
D: "No, because i would win."
Me: "Umm no, i would win, because i have the big brother advantage, and we all know that means I win"
D: "and what is this 'big brother advantage' you speak of?"
Me: "It means that i can call all of my big brother friends over and beat you up with them"
D: "That's not gonna work so well there jack..."
Me : "And why not?"
D: "Because we have the same friends, and then they would get here and have to pick sides! and that won't work out very well now will it!!!!"
Me: "Right! And then they'll be so torn about having to pick sides that they'll EXPLODE!!!! so how about no snowball fights today"
D: " yeah...*we stare at each other for about a minute* WANNA PLAY TAG?!?!?!?!"
Me: "YES!!!!"

And so we played tag. I tagged Darleen and then took off running. She started chasing me, so to slow her down, I threw a snowball. This is what started the snowball fight. After awhile of us being super lurasp, we stopped, out of breath, and came to this next realization

Our friends must have exploded.

So we walked inside and started getting ready for class. THE END

And that, my friends, is why me and Darleen cannot have snowball fights.

                                              ~J

My List About Winnie the Pooh.

So I feel that lately Winnie the Pooh has been having a lot of down-time during his celbrity, which is nonsense because he's just too great to have down time and should always be fighting against obssessed fans for his stuffing.  So I've decided in order to get everyone to love him more I'm just going to tell you all the awesome things about him.

1. He's a teddy bear that comes to life.  Who, during their child hood-or even now- did NOT think that their teddy was actually alive or that when you went to bed he or she came to life and went on grand adventures with your other stuffies.  MAYBE you went on your own adventures with your bear, or stuffed animal whatever.  To you he was real.  Winnie the Pooh is real to EVERYONE, making his time with you/on TV with you staring at the screen all that more precious.

2. His name.  How can you not want to know more about someone, or something, with a name like that?!  I mean really, WINNIE THE POOOOOH!!!  What do you automatically think?  You automatically think of Winnie the Pooh, because he is the only one named that, and DOESN'T get ridiculed for his name.  It. Gave. Us. Hope.

3. He has the best friends in the world.  Tigger, who is eccentric and lovable and bouncy was one of his bestest buds.  Piglet, the shy one with the stammer was as well-he was also not ridiculed for being different.  Rabbit, the brains of every operation they ever did.  Eyore, the sad one, who even though he never sounded like it, LOVED LIFE.  Kanga and Roo, the protective loving mother we all wanted when our mother seemed to be being un-reasonable and the cute kid that reminded us of ourselves.  Owl, that one who always rambles on and unknowingly gives them ideas for grand adventures.

4.  You could watch the movies or episodes a thousand times and NEVER. GET. BORED.  Heck, I'll bet you still can!

5.  They lived in the woods.  In houses that looked like forts.  Everyone loves forts.  That's right, not loveD but loveS, meaning right now.  How often did you ever try and live in one of those forts you built out in the woods or on the beach?  How often did you cry and wail that you wanted to stay?  They lived there.  They got to fulfill your dream for you and you lived your dream through them.

I feel like I've said more than I needed to, you should know why Winnie the Pooh is great.  If not...  well watch your back, crazy obssessed fans may find you. >:)

~D

Winnie the Pooh

WHO DOESN'T LOVE THAT BEAR ALL FULL OF STUFFING?!  I MEAN, SERIOUSLY!

Hey thar

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LURASP KANGAROSS FLYING OVER EUROPES SKIES!

That's right, Kangaross!

I apologize.

Sorry about what I just did if you noticed.  I had to take down my Ralph stories because they are far too precious to me to be out in the open without copyright, I apologize greatly but there will be no more stories about Ralph on for more than a few days whenever or ifever they do happen to come up.  So be sure to visit often to check for new stuff.

A Bit of a Big Deal.

~D

Monty Python

This is essential knowledge for survival out in the real world.

Just thought you should know.  No Big Deal.

~D