Friday, January 28, 2011

An adventure! At 3 in the morning...

Hey again! it's Jack.

So me and Little Pete went to Timmy ho's and get some drinks, and stayed there for like an hour and had fun! The lady at the counter was nice and actually got my drink right! so i was super happy!. While we were sitting a whole bunch of awesome songs came on, and me being tired started singing along. It was interesting. I was amused at how the lady would walk in one door and out a different one that didn't look like it connected in any way.

The lady decided to mop the floor after awhile, thus trapping us in a square of dry. I eventually got bored and decided to read the commercials over and over again until the floor got dry. It took such a long time!! but it was worth the wait. When we left we bid the lady goodbye and took our leave, wishing her a good shift.

So later when we finally got back we decided to play chess. It was all going to plan until peter was about to beat me. It was the i decided to break the rules. Kings were now allowed to move two spaces at a time. This turned the whole game around. Little Pete decided to try and beat me even though i was still winning. He managed to get his king to the other side and demanded that he become a hermaphrodite. so now he has a king/queen/hermaphrodite  piece and i'm screwed.

So he's almost about to lose again (don't ask me how this happened, i don't even remember) and then he decides queens can now move as every kind of piece. so then he goes after me again thinking he can win, and then moves into check, and i decide not to tell him because we've been going at it for at least half an hour. Yeah, we're cool like that.

So that was my adventure at three in the morning.

                                   ~J

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Being freaks

Hey, it's Jack.

So i'm just sitting here with Little Pete at his house! we're being freaks and singing along with LIGHTS because she's our favorite :)

Earlier we went out to Allen's house earlier and chatted for awhile. It was fun! we talked for about 2ish hours i think. So random. Dead chickens, Narwhals and Magic dolphins. Yup. Ordinary! of course we are :) and we're probs go out later to Timmy ho's. Because we live in Canada and Timmy ho's is amazing. Hopefully they don't mess up my order this time.

Let me Explain. Last time i went to Timmy ho's they messed up my order. I wanted an English breakfast tea with one sugar and a shot of vanilla, but no. They decided to chat each other up about how attractive they thought i was. So instead i only got a English breakfast tea. I was flattered, but it tasted awfully like coffee...ew...i despise coffee...and Little Pete is probably giving me bad looks because he is in love with coffee. He is so in love that his alarm clock doubles as a coffee maker. OH WELL! but yeah.

The moral of this story is this. If you ever work at Timmy ho's, don't talk about the attractiveness of the guy who's ordering, especially not audibly so audibly as so that he can hear you...oh, and i forgot to mention, as i was leaving the next guy in line shouted at me "HEY BLONDIE! THESE TWO GIRLS HERE THINK YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE!" so yeah. Fun times!

Well that's my story. being a freak is fun :) until next time!!!!

                                                                  ~ §J§

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Guess What?

Hi.

There's really nothing to guess at, but Jack AND Darleen are both going to write together today, just because we can!

Well then... Jack is being a loser and totally being a Tommy texter.  I'll beat him up when he comes back to the REAL world.

Okay now that THAT has been dealt with...

Today Darleen took an exam, it socked...  And Jack did NOT take an exam!!! Today that is.

PCHSSSHHHHH!!!!

Darleen is really hyper so here is JACK, JACK OH GOODNESS WATCH OUT FRO THE TRUUU---  ooh dear, Bye Jack!!!  We'll miss you!

Well I can keep up a blog by my lonesome, can't I?  NO I CAN'T!!!!  I know!!!  Ralph can help me!!!  He won't go and get hit by a truck!!!

Ralph:  You want me to help you?  With a blog?  Where the sea dragon hunters read stuff?  No.

Darleen:  BUT RALPH, I CAN'T DO IT ALONE!!!

Ralph:  Go spring Jack out of the hospital...  I'm not helping.

3 hours later.

Darleen:  RUN JACK, RUN.  WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!  oh right you can't run... BYE AGAIN!!!

**gasping for breath far away from the hospital**  Well THAT was close...

**Back at the hospital...** Jack: Darleen?  Where did you go?

Darleen:  I feel like maybe I shouldn't have left him behind...

**Ralph appears out of nowhere next to Jack**  Jack:  WHAT?!

Ralph:  Don't ask, just get on my back.  I don't want to help Darleen with the blog.

Jack:  I can't really stand... I got hit by a truck, remember?

Ralph:  Actually I don't remember. **swoops Jack up with his wing and they fly off through an open window, unnoticed by all except someone that everyone thinks is insane.**

2 hours later...

Darleen:  I DON'T KNOW WHO I CAN USE TO FILL JACKS SPOT!!!!

Jack:  How about you just give it back?

Darleen:  No, I can't do that, you're in the hospital...THINK DARLEEN, WHO CAN YOU USE TO FILL HIS SPOT?!

Jack:  Are you sure I can't have it back?

Darleen:  Yes entirely sure, you broke both your legs and are in intensive care right now.

Jack:  You sure about that, are you?

Darleen:  YES I'M SURE!!!  **turns to yell at him**  Woah.... you're here...

Jack:  Yes yes I am, may I have my spot back...

Darleen: ...But I just told KD that she could!!!

Jack:  Sucks to be her.  I want it back

Darleen:  Okay

That was our day.  Your welcome.

~DJ

EXAMS ARE OVER!

No Big Deal.

~DJ

Friday, January 21, 2011

a grand idea

Hey, it's Jack.

So me and Darleen had this idea awhile ago. We want to start a Band. We already have some members (Me Darleen, Aaron, and Raygun ) and some name ideas. But others would be appreciated! We can all play an instrument (to some extent) and most bands use instrument, so at least we're on the right track!

So recently i have decided that i want to own a keytar. It is an amazing instrument that is above all awesomeness. and it's 80's like. It would be amazing to have one and an awesome addition to our band (if we ever actually start one) and would sound lurasp. I'm gonna start a fund for one (next to my travel funds. i do love to go places. i'll talk about that later)

so we haven't actually started this band yet. but we might...eventually. So if you guys have any suggestions for cool stuff or whatever, feel free to suggest anything. we're not really sure who's gonna be doing what for permanent like, but we're all gonna sing. And who so ever writes the song can pick who they want to sing it, or the band members can all vote on who they want to sing it depending on how it will sound.

We're not sure how we will want to sound, but we will probably go over a variety of genres before picking a few that we will normally do. At first we will probs only be doing covers, but they'll be awesome! so if we ever actually start this "band" then we might do some youtube videos, and if so i'll put some links up and tell us what you think!
Well bye for now.
                                                                                ~J

My Slush Adventure

So it snowed last night. I love snow and all, but never when it snows at night. You see, living on the west coast and all, it tends to rain. A lot. So if it ever snows at night it's always followed by rain. So this morning I woke up and looked out the window and saw like 7 feet of snow. Well it was more like 3 cm but whatever, I can wish.

So I went outside and was greeted by slush which kinda blew away my whole " YAY OMG I LOVE SNOW YAY!!!!!!!!!" fest. I managed to get a ride to school (thank god) instead of having to walk for half an hour in knee high slush puddles. After school I was tricked into catching the bus with Tara, Martin, Pauline, Raygun, and Sabrina.

We left the school building and looked at the path leading to the bus stop. It was terrible. The whole path was covered on a huge thick layer of slush. Being the stupids we are we decided to try and brave it instead of going around.

After the first couple of steps I realized it was a bad idea, but how bad could it get? My shoes weren't water proof by the way. A few more steps into it we were forced up against the portable to keep from being engulfed in muddy slushness, and nobody wants that. We rounded the portable and arrived at a huge  mud puddle that we decided we could all jump over. Sabrina and Paulina were smart enough to take the path (although it wasn't much better)

As I'm sure you all know, when you jump over something and the other side is covered in ice and slush and mud, the best thing you can do to stop from slipping is to try and keep running, so we did. Me and Raygun went after martin and forgot to stop running. That's when "IT" happened. I passed Raygun and just as I did, she slipped. She kept going when she hit the ground though so it was probably fun.

All the way to the bus stop she was soaked (at least her back was) and she was even smart enough to keep running after she got up! So she went to the path and Sabrina decided to join me and try to make the journey around the slush instead of taking the path. The field was dry (snow covered, but slush free! ) so we had a great trip until we came across a lake.

it wasn't very deep. well it was higher than an ankle so i might be wrong...oh well. so we jumped...and made it halfway across and landed with a huge splash! not fun though. so he ran/hopped the rest of the way to the bus. we got on and went to the back (the only place where there were seats) and everyone sat down except for Raygun, who stood cuz she was too wet. i had to sit across from everyone, but luckily i was able to sit next to Nicolas cuz he just happened to be on the bus.

and that was my slush adventure. not very fun...but at the same time it was!. until next time. bye!

                                                             ~J

Friday, January 7, 2011

HELLO ALL!!!!

GREETINGS INTERNET FOLK!!! How are you?? That's good....... This is raygunn and Darleen.......just chilln.......watchin poto, don't worry bout it..  Anyways if you really want to know what POTO is, you'll just have to go and check out the "About" section.  Deal.  I hope that you've all seen POTO because if not that would be really upsetting.  Anyways if anyone understands the ending we would really like to understand it. Please and thank you.                         soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i personaly apretiate theatre, i hope you know, its a grand time, and im clearly the favorite friend, clearly. (raygunn is the favorite) its true.

~R & D

Cómo conocí a Ralph

El verano pasado yo fui a la playa con mis amigos casi todos los dias. Yo corri con mi perro en la auro puerto. Nostoros fuimos arriba y abaja la escalera electronica. Yo tome mi mejor amigo hicimos el paracaisimo. Nosotros aterrizamos en el oceano. Nosotros buceamos a la base y cazamos Dragones gigantes del mar. Nosotros encontramos un Dragon gigante del mar sir hizo mi nuevo mejor amiga.

~D

Thursday, January 6, 2011

how my new years went

Jack here.

So here it is, the story of what I did at new years (or at least at and around new years anyways). So I'm in this group called younglife and every year they have two trips. a summer camp which goes on for 8ish days, and a winter/new years camp which goes on for about 5 days. So i went and signed up for the winter one because the summer camp was AMAZING. So we all went to the ferry and got on board. We walked and hung around and played card games and jammed and sang, Martin brought his guitar for us to sing along to and to amuse us/rub it into our faces about how great he is at EVERYTHING, until we got to the other side. when we did, we had to get on a coach to take us to Rockridge canyon, which would take about 5ish hours.


so Me, Tara, Martin, Little Petey, and Bailey sat at the front and started to chat about everything. About an hour into the ride we started jamming with Martins guitar. we sang a whole whack of songs such as hey soul sister, teenage dream,  Jessie's girl, sweet home Alabama, just the way you are, forget you, a whole bunch i forget, and our all time favorite, DON'T STOP BELIEVING!!!!. along the way we stopped at a dairy queen where we met some of the other various groups that were going. also Me, Tara, Little Petey, and Martin went into this pet shop and saw an IGUANA!. I begged and pleaded, but neither Tara nor Martin would buy it for me and i got sad :( but then i remembered i have sam my dog so i could do without an iguana for awhile.


So we finally got to NYC (new years camp) and it was COVERED IN SNOW. I love snow so this was a great thing for me. And there's this humongous lake at the back that was frozen solid, so we walked across that a few times just for fun. and there was a skating rink on it so people could, ya know, skate. I forgot to bring my imaginary ones so i couldn't. so we explored and had a great time and played a whole bunch of ninja, which is my all time favorite game in the world.


So while i was at this camp i met a whole bunch of amazing people who are just awesome. I'll just name off a few. Marcus is one, he's a pretty cool dude and is really good at ninja. Curtis is another. he's down right lurasp and exactly like me in every way, we decided that we are twins and were separated at birth. he's so cool and loves to play ninja. if you put Marcus and Curtis in a ninja match, you better be ready to wait a couple of hours for them to finish. then there's Graham, he's another leader of a different group. he's really awesome and a cool guy to talk to.


so we sang a lot of songs, awesome ones at that, every night, and we played a whole whack of games. one of them was pretty fun. we were all split into two groups and had some flags and water balloons (which i think were a bad idea for -20 weather but whatever). so each team had a bonfire and the other team had to throw the balloons at it to put it out and if your flag got stolen you had to walk back to your side. afterwards we all got hot chocolate, which was great. PS: MY TEAM WON...i think...oh well. i think even if we didn't that we should have. I swear that the balloons froze halfway in the air. Also, the next day there were random pools of ice everywhere so as you can see, it was cold.


well anyways, I seem to ramble a lot so i'll post about more later...maybe. also it doesn't help that in my head, all the events melted into one so i don't know when what was. but it was fun i can tell you that

~J

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Wow, so I haven't said anything in a while nor have I posted pictures, in fact I have two new pictures to put on here, but when I get around to it...Who knows?!  So I just got a new TV, it's pretty darn great and for you TV people who know all about them it's a 47" LED.  Brand spankin' new!  I haven't had a new TV since... well before I started school. it's pretty great, video games are a whole new experience!  For sure!  No one else has seen it yet, so I'm looking forward to getting people all excited about it.  We even got to haggle for it's price!  It was on sale from 1000 down to 699 but then there was 50 more off because it was an open package so it was 649 and we managed to haggle it down to just 599!  Yeah okay so not all that interesting, but I'll have some nice stories to tell you about Ralph's reaction, because he doesn't much like technology. Anyways, No Big Deal.
   ~D