Jack, A bio by Jack.

So as you can tell, i remembered to write a bio. definitely not because Darleen hounded me to. nope, not at all. so anyways, when i told Darleen to make a bio i was talking about putting it in the "about us" section. But I'll most likely just post them there later. So anyways, I'm getting off track here. My name is Jack. Much like Darleen I'm a stickler for spelling, sometimes even grammar.

I love all kinds of music, generally i like the songs, not genres, but the song themselves. I absolutely LOVE swimming, i mean it's my LIFE, i am a competitive swimmer. Secretly I'm a fish but i think if they knew that, i would be disqualified, so lets keep that between us.
Also, i love to sing. everyone says i have a fantastic singing voice, but i don't believe them. i love to write and write a lot of poetry, I've even attempted to write a couple of books. The story's are apparently really good ideas and i could make millions and such, so i do my best to start writing them. But unfortunately about three pages in, my add kicks in and i get distracted and forget about it.

I'm about 5'7-5'8 ish. i gots some eyes one my face. arms legs. the norm, at least for earthlings that is.
My eyes are hazel\green\a lot of different colors, it all depends on how I'm feeling that day really. I have some blond hair atop my head that really doesn't like me, but i like it anyways. Im a pretty skinney dude, it comes with the swimming.
I got a dog too. his name is Sam Samery Sam Sammer-Bob Hatenboer, but we just call him Sam. He is very lovable and loves to lean on people. I'm serious. he leans A LOT. The first day i got him i was standing and petting him. I moved and he actually collapsed on the floor. I love to read. I swear, if i didn't have books i would die right now. at the moment my favorite books series is GONE. it is my love in life. Yes i love a lot of things in life, i realise this, i also love musical instruments but that's a story for later
Oh. and at the moment im blogging on my NEW LAPTOP I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS!. Just though i'd letcha know. anyway, i think i've rambeled on for long enough. I'll try and post as much as possible! bye!!!!

-J

Darleen, a bio by Darleen

Okay, so this was all Jack's idea.   I'm not really a fan of bios on people by themselves because well they just sound full of themselves, ya know what I mean?  Well I do.  Anyways, I'm Darleen.  I'm a real stickler when it comes to other peoples spelling, but my own, I couldn't care less.  I recently got a violin for my birthday and am currently teaching myself how to play since how lessons cost a fortune for which I do not own.  I have a pet fish named Lert, hiss slogan is: "BE ALERT, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE LERTS!"  I thought it was clever, he's a smart fish!  I also have a dog named Candy Cane (Corn) Curtis Wake.  The Corn is in brackets because my boyfriend says that he has an unwritten contract that says he can add it to her name, I'm not sure who I believe, the dog or him-Candy tells a different story.  My favorite hobby is spending time with my friends, preferably whilst swimming, because that's always fun too.  I am about 5 foot 9 now, but my waist still fits an extra small so finding pants is nearly impossible.  I like all kinds of music...well unless it screams at me, I don't like high emotion it makes me cry no matter what emotion, it just has to be running on high and I'll burst out in to tears, it's a problem of mine.  No worries, I'm working on it!  What else is there to know about me, that I could tell you with out someone trying to kill me... OH!  People trust me.  I don't know why, but apparently I'm trustworthy and I like knowing things so I have no problem with people telling them to me in complete confidence that I won't tell a soul!  And because you're not a soul, you're a computer... **whisper, whisper** AND THEN **whisper, whisper**  I KNOW, RIGHT!  SO FUNNY! Back to business.  I have green eyes.  And they are my favorite part about my appearance because they are green and how many people have green anythings as part of their appearance?! (Not including hair)  EXACTLY!  NOT VERY MANY!  Okay, I'm done and will be sure to tell Jack to write his bio shortly.
No Big Deal.
                                           ~D

The Snowman Who Lived in a Volcano

Mario and Luigi

Mario & Luigi

The First Official Post

Actually it's the second, but this is our first that we'll say something other than what we mentioned before.  **Insert Cricket Noise Here**  Well that went well... LET US TELL YOU ABOUT OUR INSANE FRIENDS!
First off there's "Little Pete".  And he's not all that "little"... Actually he's CHOKING CHOKING!!!  No, okay I'm fine...Just so you know I was choking on hot chocolate, that's not so hot anymore... BACK TO LITTLE PETE!  Little Pete is exactly '6"2.5  And he thinks that when you ask for his height it has something to do with cup cakes.
Then there's Aaron.  He likes to talk.  A lot.  There was this one time when Darleen went for a walk with him all the way to Sidney which took 2 and a half hours and he talked about the same thing for half of the time.
Artsy Pauline.  She's just way too lurasp to even try to tell you about her.  And she's the most artsy person in the world.  From time to time with her permission we might even put some of her drawings on here, but SHHH don't tell her!
Tori.  She's about two years younger than us, but 3 years smarter when it comes to math, IN FACT, she want's to be a math teacher when she grows up.  I know shes insane, right?  Who would want to attempt to teach rambunctious teenagers something that they hate and/or don't want to know and/or think is irrelevant towards their future in civilization?  Her, that's who.
Maddy.  She's in Darleens Spanish class and Jacks Math class, and without knowing it we both managed to become friends with her, because she's just so great.  The best part is she's quite the pessimist here's a quote: "Yes that would be nice.  but alas, the world is not dipped in gold, there aren't sunshine and rainbows everyday, and sometimes puppy's do die." ~Maddy.  That had Darleen laughing all class.
KD.  Well she's another story all together.  Just yesterday Darleen played Mario all day yesterday.  Not kidding, All. Day.  She's Little Petes cough, but SHHH they don't know it to a full extent. (If you don't know what cough is, go to the "about" section again...again.) Just kidding, they know, they're dating. <3
Raygun.  So she is pretty darn lurasp, quite a bit like Artsy Pauline but special in her own way.  Plus the types of art that they do is entirely different.  Artsy Pauline does comics and things like that, but Raygun draws some totally random very wicked drawings of pretty much anything out there and can make it look like any famous artist did it.
Tara.  Tara is a great girl she's a tomboy, but also not.  She's kind'a short but lovely.  She's very nice to most people but then again some people don't always deserve that.  Tara and Raygun are besties. <3
Bailey. she's a leader at a group i go to. she's pretty darn awesome and fun to hang around all the time.
Martin. he is really awesome. he can play every musical instrument ever created withing five minutes of picking it up. he has some serious skills at everything musical.
MORE TO BE ADDED LATER!
                                                    ~DJ

The Beginning of the End

Yo.  So as you can see we have started a blog, and by we, we mean Darleen and Jack.  We're not quite sure what we're going to blog about quite yet, but it will be lurasp.  If you are wondering what lurasp is you may go to our "about" section and figure it out from there, because we don't like explaining.  Heck, Darleen doesn't even know what a blog is.  So Jack will do most of the "stuff".  At the moment we think that most of our posts will have to do with things like velociraptors.  But first here's a question, if you had a pet velociraptor, where would you keep it?  We will probably be telling you stories about what happened during our day, but sometimes Darleen will weave a tale of her adventures with her buddy la dragona del mar. (The sea monster, or as we like to call him Ralph.)  From time to time, or maybe more often than not, it will just be one of us posting at a time, since how we don't always go over to each others houses.  Even though we're related.  Oh hey, I'd just like to take the time to mention the fact that there is this other webpage that we absolutely love and hope you do too, it's called "Hyperbole and a Half" if you already know it, you know what we mean. And since we've rambled on enough you could just go to the "about" page and read more "stuff" there...again.  I'd also like to take the time to tell you that this took us eleven minutes to write!  YAY, MINUTES!  If you can't tell, we're weird, but in a lurasp way.  No big deal. Oh and at the end of our posts we'll put the initial of who wrote it so that you can know who wrote it, also so we don't confuse ourselves.
                              ~DJ